Sheldon: Do I come into your home and change your boards?
Leslie: I don't have things written wrong on my boards.
Sheldon: That's...That's....That's....
Leslie: If you think up an adjective, text me.
Leonard: Yea, you saw what you saw, that's how we roll in the Shire!
Sheldon: You have about as much chance with her as the Hubble Telescope does of finding in the middle of every black hole is a little man holding a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.
Lana Wrote:Wolowitz: How can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?
Love Raj's response : Well it's going to be reflected in her tip!
Sheldon: Widen my circle? I have 216 friends on Myspace!
Leonard: And not one of them you've met in real life..
Sheldon: That's the beauty of it.
Or something along those lines.. sorry, please correct me if I mucked up the quote.
Athena21 Wrote:Sheldon: Do I come into your home and change your boards?
Leslie: I don't have things written wrong on my boards.
Sheldon: That's...That's....That's....
Leslie: If you think up an adjective, text me.
Leonard: Yea, you saw what you saw, that's how we roll in the Shire!
Sheldon: You have about as much chance with her as the Hubble Telescope does of finding in the middle of every black hole is a little man holding a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.
From last night's rerun (more in the delivery than the actual words!):
Leonard: I'm having a panic attack!
Sheldon: A panic attack? Oh...calm down!
From Last Night's rerun...
"Oh goody we're getting a cat!"
"Sheldon, think this through, you are going to ask Howard to choose between sex and halo!"
"No, I'm going to ask Howard to choose between sex and halo 3."
or something like this.... awesome
I just gave you a reasonable explanation (Sheldon's best at penny's apartment in midnight, uninvited)
That's brilliant! (Leonard's immediate response to Sheldon's succinct two words: Schroedinger's Cat)
Blablabla, typical Taurus (Penny retorts to Sheldon's Astrology-undermining "psychotic rant")
No I think it needs to be spontaneous (Kiss scene with Miss Wrinkle)
I don't have to believe in (luck) for her to be lucky ("touch my board" incident)
store worker- you dont work here
sheldon- apparently nobody else does either
it was something like that when he was getting leonards present
Leonard: [discussing Sheldon's work] At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.
Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there.
Leonard: Yeah? In what universe?
Sheldon: In all of them, that's the point!
Sheldon to Leslie: "Yes well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you."
Sheldon to Leonard: "Your inability to successfully woo Penny long predates your acquisition of the Time Machine. That failure clearly stands on its own."
"Show me your citrus peels." - Sheldon