Favourite Quotes

[Tripper]

Here is a thread for you to post all your favourite Big Bang Theory quotes:

Quote:Leonard: Our kids will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary

Quote:Leonard: I'm a male, and she's a female.
Sheldon: But not of the same species.

[CharmedOne]

Quote:Sheldon: If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!

Quote:Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

Some great quotes from Sheldon!

[EckoForce1]

Does anyone have the quote where Penny is going on about astrology and one of the guys butts in slamming astrology?

[EckoForce1]

EckoForce1 Wrote:Does anyone have the quote where Penny is going on about astrology and one of the guys butts in slamming astrology?

Found it:
Penny: I'm a Sagittarius which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
Sheldon: Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relevant to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?

[CharmedOne]

Thats a great quote, Sheldon's timing is great and the look on Kaley's face when he is done is priceless.

[Blink]

Sheldon: In a world that already includes the Big Boy, why would I settle for something like the Big Boy?

[Lana]

Wolowitz: How can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her?

[CharmedOne]

Sheldon's Mother: That boy has been trouble since the day he fell out of me at K-Mart.

[CharmedOne]

Quote:(on the 4 guys all being dressed in the same costume)
Koothrappali: If we walk behind each other all night then people will think it is one guy walking really fast.

Also from the same episode:

Quote:Leonard: A Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what ...
Kurt: What?
Leonard & Sheldon laugh

[Lana]

Just remembered another good one.

Sheldon's mom to Raj: Now I fixed chicken. I hope that's not one of those animals you people think is magic.