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Corrupt A Wish!

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Basically this is where you grant the wish of the person above you. But... since it was granted something bad happens!

For example...

Person 1: I wish Priya Koothrappali got stoned to death.

Person 2: Granted but Raj sues you. I wish for a cheese sandwich.

Person 3: Granted but the cheese in it is actually human toe cheese. I wish for a glass of drink that you never have to refill.

And so on...

I wish I had a less dominating dark side.

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Granted, but your Roleplay site would be short a moderator.

I wish for world peace.

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(Actually he's the admin now. DX And I just lost my moderator powers too.)

Granted but the world becomes so boring you throw yourself off a cliff.

I wish for a wish.

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Granted but your mom stole your wish and she wished to rule the world.

I wish for a time machine.

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Granted but once it's sent you back in time it breaks and you don't know how to fix it.

I wish something exciting would happen.

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Granted!

But the exciting thing is an asteroid going towards our planet and we need another mutant and clone squad to take it out.

I wish i had Nikola Tesla's brain for one day.

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Granted but when you build his death ray you kill yourself!

I wish I never had to use the toilet again.

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Granted but your stomach explodes and all the messy stuff gets on your walls

I wish someone else played the game too -.-

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Granted but they make their wishes uncorruptable.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my writing so much.

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Granted, but now you can't stop writing and your hand goes into permanent spasm until it finally falls off.

I wish for an unlimited supply of chocolate.

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Granted but you got so fat that you can't no longer open your eyes cuz they got fat too

I wish i could move objects with my mind

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Granted but your head explodes.

[i wish for world domination!]

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Granted! But your come from the future to stop yourself from wanting he world domination.

I want a real lightsaber

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Granted but Luke Skywalker sues you.

I wish I was really friends with Howard, Raj, Leonard, Sheldon and Penny.

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Granted but you would have to cope with Sheldon, and eat Mrs Wolowitz's famous turbriskafil.

I wish I was a deathknight.

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Granted,but i(paladin) came and killed you with my holy powers.

I wish we could go to school on another planet.

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(Tss... A paladin? Seriously?)

Granted but you'd be crushed by hypergravity.

I wish I had a license to kill.

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Granted but it's already expired.

I wish I was James Bond.

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Granted, but you would end up strapped naked to a chair, having a whip lashed at your nethers....all part of the job!!!

I wish I was a world-class chef.

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Granted but Gordon Ramsay swears his head off at you and you storm out offended.

I wish for a shipment of fail.

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Granted, but the despatch order was incorrectly filled in and instead you receive a shipment of SNail.

I wish for an end to the "Bill Prady Season 5 spoiler" thread.

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Granted but now there's no interesting if slightly cynical debates!

I wish people stopped badgering about ratings and sh*t.

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Granted but BBT ended because they had no clue people watched it.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

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Granted!

But now you have been awake for seven days and are suffering mass delusions of the paranoid kind.

I wish I had more work to do (it's a little quiet in the office at the mo)

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Granted but since work is now falling from the sky you are literally drowning in it

I wish I could remember everything I needed to do

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