Stephen Hawking

Whereabouts in Germany are you?

And Jesus came across a man in the courtyard, who could not walk. "Brother" he asked, "have you been involved in an accident that wan't your fault?"

I've found this quiz of 20 science questions, from a Third Grade Exam. let us know how you score. No cheating mind. 🙂 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/quiz/GESIRIS/can-you-pass-this-third-grade-science-test/ar-BBAzxiw?ocid=ems.display.edge&ccid=f540c5f7c38f44e5aa099a7c8b63c003

Last summer I went on a 1940s themed cruise. It was great, until we were sunk by a U-Boat in the Atlantic.

The Queen's dogs have replaced the central heating, in Buckingham Palace. It's OK. They're Corgi Registered.

Political Economics Exam Question. According to Germany, how much is Greece worth? One Mark.

They've just released the sequel to La-La Land. It's called Po-Land. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The following movie contains scenes of a cup of tea. It's rated PG.

The Borg are wrong. Resistance is not futile. It's voltage divided by current.

A teenage lad asked his father why condoms are sold in different size packets. His father explained:- "The pack of three is for when you are single, and picking up girls at the weekend. One condom for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "The pack of six is for when you have a regular girlfriend. Two condoms for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." The lad thinks for a moment, then asks "what about the pack of twelve?" "That", his father explains, "is for when you are married. One for January, one for February .............................."

I'm a sadistic necrophiliac, with tendencies toward bestiality. Is there a future in it, or am I just flogging a dead horse?

Give a man a fish, and he will feed himself for a day. Teach him to fish, and the EU will pay him not to.

Shoplifters Anonymous. Helping people to help themselves.

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A World Cup joke. The Germans have finally reached Moscow. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Geography A level exam. Question 1. Corwall has no Capital. False or Truro?

You are charged with shoplifting high-end toilet rolls. How do you plead, quilty or not quilty?