It's funny how Americans and Brits have different words for the same thing.
For instance, Americans say "gas", and we Brits say "sorry about that"
Likewise, Americans say "ladybug", and we Brits say "chlamydia".
Baring the Pilot, all episode titles reference a plot point or quirk in the episode, and resemble the name of a scientific principle, theory or experiment.
On that principle, suggest a new title for the Pilot.