Stephen Hawking
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I wish I'd bought more tins of beans, before this pandemic started, but then Heinz Sight is a wonderful thing.
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It looks a bit more normal now.
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Is anyone else seeing a change, to the forum layout?
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It was a sex joke.
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Why does Santa always come down the chimney?
Because he knows the back door would be wrong.
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Happy Saturnalia.
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On 12/8/2020 at 11:00 PM, Polly said:
Also, I'm French and I was actually annoyed the first time I heard Sheldon's comment " Well, for one thing she was French" 😑
I don't think he said it, as an insult to French people.
I think he said it, to point out how easy studying French would be, to someone who is French.
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It's out. 😎
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When they were married, Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for Christmas.
For the other leg, he got her a Lady Shave.
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7 hours ago, joyceraye said:
No. The adults didn't meet one another until the children were ten.
Maybe not officially, but how about as part of his philandering?
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Given how Egotistical Sheldon is, surely an Egotistical Amy would be the perfect match for him?
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17 hours ago, joyceraye said:
It's too early to tell how YS Paige will turn out. She's eleven and judged by this week's promo is not kind to Sheldon.
That's why I've never heard of her.
With this thread being in the The Big Bang Theory > The Show forum, I assumed she was a character in TBBT.
3 hours ago, BARBARIC MONKEY said:or Paige's mom could be George sr mistress
Then maybe the reason they never got together, is because they're half brother and sister?
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29 minutes ago, chucky said:
Paige? Never heard of Paige.
The only Paige I recall, was the FBI Agent.
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Two MPs have been caught having S&M sex, on the benches in the House Of Commons.
Their party has withdrawn the whip.
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I recently went on a 1940s themed cruise.
I really enjoyed it, until we were sunk by a U-Boat.
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On 11/25/2020 at 8:19 PM, Mario D. said:
Besides getting a drivers license he also got a fisherman's license!
And a permit to dispose of hazardous waste.
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Homebase is offering jobs, to former occupants of Guantanamo Bay.
Homebase reckon they'll feel at home, wearing orange jump suits, and being asked questions they don't know the answer to.
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I was recently a contestant on Mastermind.
My specialist subject was STIs.
I passed on four.
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On 11/13/2020 at 1:52 PM, chucky said:
Sadly, now to a lot of people, it's a day off and for going shopping for discount sales.
Here, it's not that people no longer bother (last year's was massive), but that Covid-19 has kept most people away.
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This is what Remembrance Sunday was like, today, in my local town. 🙁
Hoping it'll be back to it's former glory, next year.
When you go home,
tell them of us and say,
for your tomorrow,
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Very sad to hear of the passing, of one of my favourite actors, Geoffrey Palmer.
He and Judi Dench were absolutely fantastic, in As Time Goes By.
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On 10/23/2020 at 6:44 PM, joyceraye said:
I think the Mighty Quinn was an Eskimo or as they say in the US Inuit.
To me, the Mighty Quinn (not Quim) is a song by Manfred Mann.
On 10/23/2020 at 6:44 PM, joyceraye said:John Thomas is a term from a bygone age, we say 'willie' or 'dangly bits' now.
I actually knew someone called John Thomas, and I've also met someone called Michael Hunt.
Parents can be so cruel. 🙂
Sheldon's term for having sex
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Not at the beginning he didn't.
From the pilot episode:-
Sheldon: So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
Leonard: Excuse me?
Sheldon: That woman in there’s not going to have sex with you.
Leonard: Well I’m not trying to have sex with her.
Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you won’t be disappointed.