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son-goku5

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  1. "Thuthie ith the only member of our family who doethn't lithp. Thuthie, thay tree." "Tree." "That'th the proof!"
  2. "I got a new pet?" "What kind?" "A skunk." "What? Where do you keep that?" "In my bedroom." "But what about the smell?" "Well, the animal just has to get used to it."
  3. Since he's going to be a father soon, he might wanna rethink his smoking habit...
  4. At least a little nerdy, Avery = Avery Brooks = Captain Benjamin Sisko on Deep Space 9.
  5. Which way too many people in the US have unfortunately. The sad thing is, a lot of those people wish back a time that never truly existed, apart from on TV.
  6. And that is bad why? I don't really understand if that comment is meant sarcastically or not. A lot of people have children out of wedlock. What's wrong with that?
  7. A lot of times it's envy speaking in those nasty comments. As if they're saying "How dare this old guy take this young bombshell of a woman. She should be with me." Not to mention that there often are quite pronounced age gaps between spouses among celebrities. Just look at Harrison Ford & Calista Flockheart (22 years apart) or David Foster & Katherine McPhee (34 years apart) Well, if she's with him for the money and fame, at least she's going all the way if she has a child with him πŸ˜„
  8. What does it say about me when the first thing I think when seeing this picture is that the woman taking it is about to flash her breast πŸ˜„
  9. Is it just me or have there been more Social Media pictures from or with Johnny in the last months than have been the last ten years? πŸ˜„
  10. Is it just me or did his haircut return to Leonard of Season 1? πŸ˜„
  11. It's normal. Shows often go from September/October to May because during Summer, more people are not watching TV ^^
  12. And then they show a picture of them with a puppy πŸ˜„
  13. My ex-girlfriend still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving. If you spend your day in a well, could you say that your day was well-spent?
  14. That's why they say that empty space isn't truly empty ^^ But I was talking about the space after the space where the energy hasn't reached yet. The universe is still expanding
  15. My guess is that at some point, all you'd see is blackness because all the matter and energy that was expelled during the Big Bang hasn't reached those areas of space yet. And by empty space I mean truly empty. No space dust, no background radiation etc
  16. A girlfriend and boyfriend lying in bed cuddling: GF: β€œAm I your dream woman?” BF: β€œYou are much more than that…” GF: β€œHow much more?” BF: β€œAbout 40 pounds.β€œ
  17. I'd love to know what would happen if you went past the edge of the universe. Would you even notice? Would it be like a wall or would you suddenly be in nothingness? Or would the area even traversable?
  18. Pff, these scientists. We have enough black holes in our galaxy πŸ˜„ But I'd love to go to the center of our galaxy to see the black hole there.
  19. "Do you have a drinking problem?" "No, I pretty much have figured out how that works."
  20. Dentist: "This is going to be painful." Patient: "I'm ready, Doc." Dentist: "For the last year, I've been having an affair with your wife."
  21. Also, I think single-camera shows aren't usually in front of a live audience, are they? I mean, who would want to sit and watch actors film the same scene seven or eight times when it doesn't even include bloopers.
  22. I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone...
  23. What's the ideal weight of your mother-in-law? . . . . 3.5 pounds, counting the urn.
  24. Two guys, Jim and Steve, meet. Jim: "Hey Steve, I was at Peter's party last night, it was so awesome. And you won't believe it, these guys have a golden toilet." Steve: "I don't believe that. You'd have to show me." Jim: "Well, come on." Jim leads Steve to Peter's house. He knocks on the door and Peter's wife opens the door, looking darkly at Steve. Steve explains what why they were there. The wife just turns around and starts yelling. "Peter, here's the guy who took a crap into your trombone last night!"
  25. Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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