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Everything posted by opalsaloony

  1. Granted, but it shoots pinballs at you, gets lodged in your throat, and kills you. I wish that no one will corrupt this wish.
  2. Land. Chuck Lorre or Bill Prady?
  3. Send it back in time to the big bang, wait for the universe to expand, and crack.
  4. Um.... Uh.... Tralse. Or Fue? The next person believes string theory.
  5. Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
  6. No, but I did lie about doing something that I didn't do, and people believed me. Have you ever played rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.
  7. Sheldon + Stephanie + Alecia -- Wil Wheaton + Dr. Gablehauser - Mrs. Wolowitz + Beverly + Sheldon Cooper - 39* Raj Koothrappali - 27 Leonard Hofstadter - 16 Penny - 24 Howard Wolowitz - 27 Bernadette Rostenkowski - 15 Beverly Hofstadter - 20* Mary Cooper - 20 Missy Cooper - 17 Amy Farrah Fowler - 17 Mrs. Wolowitz -24* Priya Koothrappali - 0 - DEAD! Leslie Winkle - 20 Stuart - 15 Alecia - 9 Kurt - 0 DEAD! Dr. Stephanie Barnett - 12* Romana Nowitzki - 0 - DEAD! Dr. Gablehauser - 4 Kripke - 0 - DEAD! Wil Wheaton - 16* Dr. Koothrappali - 15 Mrs. Koothrappali -15
  8. Hmm... Make sure they know the merits of 73, the rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock, and how many takes it took for Sheldon to get his YouTube video right.
  9. Muffins. String Theory or Loop Quantum Gravity?
  10. Nope. TPBM has at least 10 nerd stereotypes.
  11. Uh.... I have no jokes, clean or otherwise. Do you think Howard's trip to space will make someone else in the group jealous?
  12. Granted but you are in a movie version of the Big Bang theory in which Sheldon dies, and you kill him. Sheldon dies because of you and everyone hates you. I wish that someone would update my computer so powerfully it would be able to do ANYTHING.
  13. Get a tube that will fit exactly through the hole and place it there. Cover the bottom. Pour in vinegar. Pour in baking soda. Pour in more. Wait until it bubbles over the top and gets on the DVD. Remove the tube. Smash it with a hammer.
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