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  1. I think this thread needs to be pinned. I knew it existed but was looking for it. Lol.
  2. Unfortunately, they aren't allowed to, otherwise they'd know what we want to see.
  3. It looks like a rubber placemat you could get at a $1 store. I was thinking he wouldn't want his iPad sliding around on the surface because of scratches and stuff, but it already has a nice case on it, so I dunno.
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Yes, I'll be there. I'll see you then!
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Ah, Disgusted! Thanks for adding on the parts I forgot. I knew I was leaving out good chunks of it. Anyway, as you probably all know, there's no taping this week because it's election day in the States. We'll all be out and about voting. Well, I know I will, at least...
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Oh! And I forgot something else. When Howard is asking for his Iron Man helmet back in Sheldon's office, Howard says, "Fine! Then I'm taking your diploma." and pulls it off the wall. Sheldon says, "Fine! Go ahead. It's the only doctorate you'll ever get!"
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    Season 6 spoilers

    OH YEAH! "I'm sure when you learn to drive they'll re-issue you a spot." "Well, I'm not using my nipples either, but they're not going to re-issue those!"
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Right? Talk about low blow!
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    Season 6 spoilers

    I was honestly thinking, "Is this really happening?" to myself when Amy asked him to get in the back seat. I also remember laughing a LOT when he was in Howard's car and I'm not a laugher! But I think my jaw dropped. This episode took a lot out of me. LOL!
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Also, Jim's hair was really cute this week, in my opinion. It looks like he got even another haircut, even though I think he had one recently. I could be wrong though, great hair day for everyone, really.
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    Season 6 spoilers

    There are bound to be some dialogue related errors in this, Moyra or Monique feel free to correct anything and please add onto it if you want, but I'll try not to post it if it'll be too butchered. This week I didn't write as much down in my notepad. Doi. [university Cafeteria] The guys (Leonard, Howard, Raj) walk into the room with their trays of food whilst Leonard and Raj are bickering about something. They're telling each other that their arguments are invalid and Leonard is trying to tell Raj he's being stubborn and Raj tells Leonard he isn't properly thinking about the information he's got. Raj says, "Mummies and zombies are the SAME thing." Leonard says, "Mummies are wrapped up by bandages!" "That's called a fashion choice." After a minute of this Leonard says, "Fine, but you brought this upon yourself. Sheldon, get 'em." Sheldon looks up from his cup of tea and says, "They are not the same thing. If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. If a mummy bites you, then you're just some schmoe with a mummy bite. Like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down, you sir, have no leg to stand on." Leonard pulls a mini cookie out of one of those snack bags of little chocolate chip cookies. "Here, have a cookie." Sheldon takes the cookie, "Ohhh, thank you!" (I actually found this weird, that he was eating food that someone else touched. I'm sure other people will notice this as well.) Howard sits down and joins in. "Hey, how's it going?" Leonard says, "Fine, just zombies and mummies again." Howard sighs and immediately looks to Raj, "They're NOT the same thing. Leonard says, "You get a cookie, too." Howard gives him a raised eyebrow but takes it and says thanks. He starts to reach into his pocket and said, "Guess who picked up their new car?" Raj says, "Ohhh, congratulations! Does it still have that new car smell?" "Yep! As long as I can keep my mother out of it." (lol) "Yeah, it's parked right out front of the building and you can check it out later if you want. In spot 294." Sheldon sounds startled. "294?" "Yes, 294." Howard repeats. "That's my parking spot." Raj says, "So? You don't even have a car. You don't even drive!" "It doesn't matter. It's my spot." Howard says, "You aren't even using it." "But it's my spot. It's a perfect spot, too. It's a corner space which cuts the possibility of door dents in half. It's a mere 28 steps from the entrance to the building, and it's under a tree that provides nice shade in the summer, which is also home to a nice squirrel. That's nice* [*wrong word, can't remember, sorry] considering most squirrels are real jerks." Howard just looks at him. Sheldon says firmly, "Now move your car out of my spot." "No!" Sheldon says, "Well, then..." [Playback] You immediately see Sheldon trying to physically push Howard's car out of the parking spot outside. He's using all of his assumed strength. He looks up, "Stop looking you stupid squirrel!" [i think, gosh darn it, I can't freaking remember, blah] [sheldon's Office] Sheldon is sitting at his desk typing away on his laptop and Howard barges in. Howard yells, "Give it back!" Sheldon looks up slowly. "Well, you'll have to be more specific." "My Iron Man helmet, Raj says he saw you take it, give it back!" "Ohh. Well, you weren't using it, so I thought I would have it. Since that's the way things work around here now." "Sheldon, give it back. It's a $500 collectible." Sheldon says something I can't remember, then takes the Iron Man helmet out of his desk drawer and puts it on. Howard gets upset and walks out, and Sheldon says, "It smells funny in here..." [L/S Apartment] Sheldon's on the phone with President Siebert and he's telling him he's mad about Howard using his spot even though he doesn't drive. This scene is really short, and Sheldon is saying, "Wow, I wasn't expecting such salty language. You're the president of a university. Yes. Yes. I know you told me not to call you at home, but you didn't answer your door! Wow, there it is again. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! ...oh. ...well, I'm sorry for your loss." and he hangs up. Leonard tells him to let it go and it's not a big deal. Sheldon says, "Oh, but it's a snowball effect, Leonard. It's like my dad always said, 'First they tell you that you can't drink and drive, and next they're telling you that you can't let your 10 year old son take the wheel while you sleep one off in the back seat!'" They had Leonard reply a couple different ways with this one, but my favorite one was, "The only thing that story did was make me feel bad for your mother." Sheldon says, "You're my best friend! Why can't you be on my side?!" and walks away upset. Leonard screams, "BECAUSE I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SIDE!" [Penny's Apartment] The three girls are walking up the staircase to Penny's apartment, I'm assuming it's the next day. Bernadette says, "Wow, Amy. Your first bikini wax!" Penny exclaims, "Yeah! How are you doing?" Amy is walking limp up the stairs and over to her door and there's a crack in her voice. "A little sensitive, but alright. Does it always take that long?" Penny says, "Oh, no, but they usually don't have to go and get more wax..." They walk in and Amy says, "I feel 5 lbs lighter." Bernadette replies, "Only 5?" Penny asks if everyone wants a drink. They both say yes, and Bernadette asks Amy, "Have you been hearing about the argument over the parking space, too?" Amy replies, "Yeah, last night Sheldon went on about it for hours. I couldn't even understand him [because of some reason I don't REMEMBER, sorry, this is a horrible week for me]." Then she says, "They're going to lock horns over this." Penny says, "So, let me get this straight, these are horns they bought at Comic Con?" Bernadette says, "I feel kinda bad that Sheldon's upset about the spot because Howard's a big deal right now." Amy says, "Yeah, I agree. I wish Sheldon would give Howard his little moment in the spotlight." Bernadette asks, "Little moment...?" "Well, yeah. Howard isn't ever going to go space again, but Sheldon's always going to be a genius." Bernadette says, "Maybe he'll get the spot back if he actually makes a substantial contribution to science." Penny tries to but in, "So I remember my first bikini wax! It was done with melted Crayolas and duct tape..." "What?" Amy asks. "None of Sheldon's theories have ever actually been definitively proven. Howard actually went into space." "Yeah, and he inspired millions of Americans who now know they neither have to be special or qualified to go into space." Penny looks down and is like, "Oh, dammit." because she realizes there's a really bitter fight going on, obviously. Bernadette says, "Sorry, Penny, I just. Amy. I'm sensing some hostility. Is it because, not unlike Sheldon's work, your sex life together is ALSO theoretical?" Penny says, "So, yeah, to this day I can't look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs!" Bernadette says, "I don't have to stand for this." She grabs her stuff and coat. "I'm going to go have sex with my husband RIGHT NOW. Maybe I'll let him do me in the parking spot! That sounded dirty but I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!" and leaves the apartment. [L/S Apartment] Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon are coming up the staircase (which they noted was 1 hour after the previous scene) and they walk in the door. You hear, "Hi, Sheldon." in Howard's voice, and there's a partition up in front of the stage so we can't see. The camera pans over and it's NAKED HOWARD sitting in Sheldon's spot on the couch with his Alienware laptop on his lap! Sheldon screams. "That's my spot. Get out of my spot." Leonard says, "Howard, what are you doing?" "Well, he wasn't using it... and I thought I needed a place to cool of my naked ass." and he jiggles in the cushion. Sheldon's like, "No. No. No. No." and Howard says, "Well, I honestly thought your reaction would be different considering your laptop is sitting on my junk." Raj nods, "Ah! Yeah. I didn't even notice that. That's a nice touch." "Give me back my Iron Man helmet!" "Give me back my spot!" "Sheldon, you don't need the space because you don't drive!" "And you don't need the Iron Man helmet because you're not Iron Man!" [Parking Spot] It's night time (dark out) and Sheldon is at his parking spot with Amy where the spot has been changed to say "H. Wolowitz" and he spray paints white over it, then has a stencil for "S. Cooper" that he spray paints over it. Amy's really excited to be doing something so scandalous. Her car is there, so she's able to park in the spot. When Sheldon is done spraying his name on, he says, "Okay, now park it so he can't use it." "You want me to leave my car here?" "Yes." "Okay, well, come into the back seat, I want to show you something I got done today." He readily agrees and they both get into the backseat. All you hear is Amy saying, "What do you think?" Sheldon replies, "I think you're high on paint fumes. Boy, that's a lot of bandaids." [bernadette's Apartment] Bernadette is in her apartment with Penny and they're talking about the parking spot. They're looking through her wedding album and Penny says, "Howard's mom is in every one of your pictures." Bernie says, "Yeah, what I can I say. She's a big girl. Everywhere you look, there she is..." There's a knock at the door. Penny gets it and it's Amy. Amy says, "Wow, now I can see who's team Bernadette..." She looks over to Bernadette. "Howard had my car towed and it cost me $200 to get it back!" Bernadette says, "Oh, it was towed? Do you think it was because it's Howard's spot?" "That's Sheldon's spot!" "No, it's not. That doesn't make any sense." "Yes it is and you know it, tell your husband he owes me $200!" "That also doesn't make any sense, because I'm the one who had it towed. Bet you weren't expecting that." *gasp* Then Amy says, "Well, I guess you weren't expecting this!" and she takes her bag and swings it in the air really hard as to hit Bernie in the face, but misses and hit's Penny's nose! Penny drops to the floor holding her nose, while Bernie gets her a bag of frozen peas to put on it. Penny says, "What do you have in there?!" She says, "NOTHING! Just my phone, wallet, keys... and a coffee can of change that I've been meaning to take to the bank!" "I think I need to go to the emergency room!" So they start to walk out the door, and Amy says, "Now you'll get to see where the tow truck scratched my car!" "They didn't scratch your car!" exclaims Bernadette. "How do you know?" "BECAUSE I DID IT." [Parking Spot Outside] Sheldon has a white board and his chair in his parking spot and he's doing work in it. Howard pulls up in his car to pull into the space and sees that Sheldon is hanging out in it. He rolls down the window and says, "Sheldon. What are you doing?" "Well, you said I wasn't using my spot. Well now I'm using it!" "Sheldon, get out of the spot." "No, you can't make me." Howard starts slowly inching forward and hits Sheldon's chair (on wheels) and moves him a little. Leonard is walking out of the building and says, "What are you two doing?!" Sheldon says, "He was trying to park in my spot but I'm using it!" Howard gets out of the car and is trying to tell Leonard how ridiculous he's being. Sheldon walks off-screen for a second. Leonard says, "I'm really surprised that you tried to run him over." "Please, you can't tell me you've never thought about it. You can't get mad just because I'm living your dream." They turn around and Sheldon is sitting in Howard's car SHIRTLESS, and says, "You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served naked." and he pulls up his underwear and slowly waves them at him. Hilarious. [sheldon's Office] Later, Sheldon is sitting in his office, again, just typing. Raj peeks his head in the door and asks if he has a minute. Sheldon says, "Of course, come on in." Raj opens the door to reveal he has brought Howard. Sheldon immediately freaks and pulls a throwing star out of his desk drawer and holds it up in defense. "This is an authentic Chinese throwing star. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW... I've seen many people throw them in movies!" Raj says, "No, Sheldon, I think Howard has something to say to you." Howard walks up slowly, closer to the desk and says, "Sheldon, I didn't realize when all this parking spot business started that you were such a crazy bastar- Raj interrupts, "Noo, Howard. That's not how we practiced." Howard sighs. "I didn't know that space meant that much to you. I called President Siebert and told him that the space wasn't worth fighting over and to give it back to you, and I'll park in the structure across the street..." Sheldon puts the throwing star away. "Well, Howard. Thank you. That's a wonderful gesture. And you are the bigger man, which I find completely unacceptable. I have to be the bigger man. Howard, I will allow you to use my spot until such a time that I learn to drive. Or get a Batmobile." "Wow, Sheldon, thanks. I don't know what to say." "Oh, there's nothing to say. Just that I'm a bigger man." "..." "I'm not kidding. Say it." Raj tells him to just say it. Howard says, "Fine, you're a bigger man, Sheldon." Then he says, "Oh, stop it!" like he's flattered. He bends down and opens the other desk drawer where he's been keeping his Iron Man mask. He hands it back to him, "I believe this is yours." "Yes, thanks." "For the record, if you wear that into the bank, they will tackle you to the floor." [Cheesecake Factory] Howard, Bernadette, Amy, and Sheldon are sitting at a round table in the Cheesecake Factory and they all have a drink (minus Sheldon's, it's regular soft drink) and they toast to the whole parking spot ordeal being over. Penny walks by with the check, drops it off, and sarcastically says, "Ohh, everybody's happy! That's just GREAT." but you can see her face, and she's got a bandage over her nose and it's all purple. That's the end of the episode. I feel like I'm missing some bits. Augh.
  12. Kyzzx

    Season 6 spoilers

    I'm typing it out, give me a half hour. Hopefully I remember it well enough.
  13. Kyzzx

    Season 6 spoilers

    So awesome meeting you. Hiiiii.
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    Season 6 spoilers

    OH MY GOD MONIQUE THAT'S YOU
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    Season 6 spoilers

    I don't know where else to post this - we're gonna meet Bernadette's mom in 6.10?! I don't know how reliable a source this is. http://tvfilmnews.com/new-the-big-bang-theory-6x10-casting-scoop/
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    Season 6 spoilers

    I can see where it would seem a bit out of nowhere but I feel like it was fine where it was because of 6.5, 6.6, and 6.7. Each episode presents a situation where Penny would normally break up with him over something stupid, but they instead worked through it. I think, when watching them all together, the transition makes sense. At least to me.
  17. As I work at a theater, I can confirm theater seats are disgusting and need maintenance cleaning very, very regularly and I know not everyone calls in the service to do it.
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    British TV shows

    I love watching The IT Crowd and Coupling.
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    Hi :)

    Hello and welcome!
  20. Raggedy C3PO out of sheer ridiculousness, lol. I'm also partial to Indian Jones. Growing up I liked generic costumes. Like... I was a prisoner (stripes), pirate, vampire, cat, etc. My favorite costume that I own in general is my stormtrooper outfit. This is me wearing it: I'm gonna wear it on Halloween while I hand out candy, since I have no life.
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    Season 6 spoilers

    Okay, I'll do it. (: 6.8 - "The 43 Peculiarity" It opens up with the four guys sitting in the cafeteria near the vending machine area. Sheldon is drawing on a napkin while the others are eating and they are curious. Leonard asks what he is drawing and he eagerly answers, "It's my design for a frisbee-sized wormhole that I would use to look into a parallel universe where there might be alien life." Howard gives a blank stare. "Oh, you silly little doodle-bug." Leonard chimes in. "You know, some scientists say that if we did come in contact with other life forms it could end very badly for us." Sheldon answers, "It's a frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard... you can cover it with a frisbee." He puts up his hand. "Calm down." Sheldon hands Howard the napkin and stands up. Howard looks at it, looks up and says, "What? Do you expect me to build this?" Sheldon snaps back, "No, I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Afternoon, gentlemen." Then he walks away and down the hall. Howard brings something up. He says, "Isn't it strange that Sheldon leaves the cafeteria every day at exactly 2:45?" and they both say, "Huh. That is strange." Raj says, "Maybe he's going to the bathroom?" Leonard immediately knows this is not the answer and says, "No, no... he goes to the bathroom at 7:30am and the occasional bathroom break at 1:45pm and then at 7pm on high-fiber Fridays." Howard and Raj both look at him. Raj says, "It's sad that you know that." Leonard looks down at his salad and picks at it. "It's just the tip of the sad iceberg..." Howard is looking at his phone at Sheldon's 'public calendar.' "I want to find out what he's doing. There's nothing on his public calendar from 2:45 to 3:05 every day. Nothing today... nothing yesterday... last week. Nothing last month?! We should find out what he's doing!" Raj gets excited. "Ooooooh! This is so exciting!" Later in Penny's apartment, she's sitting at the kitchen island and he's making a pot of tea. The kettle whistles, and he moves it off. She's texting with someone and you keep hearing the texting noises as she's receiving them. "How's work?" she asks. He answers, "Oh, good. [insert something highly scientific I can't remember, it's something about creating crystals for neutrinos - I really wish I remembered what this was, sorry]." as he's opening the refrigerator. Penny stares off for a second. Quickly says, "That sounds like fun." but you can tell she's uneasy because she has noooo idea what that means. He turns around, smiles, and says, "Yeah, it was!" and she replies, "Oh good, I guessed right!" Penny gets a text, reads it, and laughs. Leonard asks what's up and who she is talking to. She says it's just a guy from school. Straight faced - "We're still dating, right?" She sighs. "We're just partners in class and we're doing an oral report together." "What? I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything after that, I heard 'oral' and had a stroke." She says, "Oh god, don't be weird! He's my partner in class and just moved here from London and has no friends. "Ohhhhh, great. An English accent, that's the sexiest kind of accent you can have!" "No, no, that's not true! There's French... and Italian... and... no, no, you're right, they're the best." "Yeah. "Well, does he know you have a boyfriend?" "No." "Why not?" "I dunno, it never came up." "Well tell him that you do." "What do you want me to say?" "Oh, I dunno. Say, 'Hey I can't talk right now, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend. England sucks, you suck, USA number one!" She looks at him ridiculously. "All right." she says, and starts texting him, and she reads her text out loud. "Hanging out with my boyfriend I'll talk to you later." She gets a fast reply. She looks at it and goes, "Hmph." and he says, "What did he say?" She reads it out loud. "Did your boyfriend make you type that?" Leonard stands there in silence. "I hate this guy." Penny says, "Oh, then I should tell you, and you probably won't be happy about it, but he's coming over so we can work on the project together." "Here?!" "Yeah, but if it'll reallllly make you feel better, I can change partners even though the project is due next week and everyone already has a partner and then it won't get done and I'll probably end up failing the class." Leonard starts to pour tea. "That would be great, thanks!" Outside Sheldon's office door, Raj and Howard are waiting for him to come out. Sheldon comes out and Howard whispers to Raj, "2:44, right on schedule!" and they walk up to him. Howard says, "Hey, Sheldon." He responds with a cheery "Hello!" Howard says, "Hey, we're going down to the genetics lab to pet the glow-in-the-dark bunny. Want to come?" "No thanks." Raj adds, "Are you sure? You turn off the lights and it's like a cute laser show that poops everywhere." "I'm sure, I'm fine." "Where are you going?" "That way." /motions down hall "We know. But WHERE?" "...where are you going?" "We just told you where we were going, Sheldon." "Well, that's your word against mine. See you in court." He walks off. Howard turns to Raj, "Don't you want to know where he's going!" "Yeah, but, now I'm torn... I want to know what he's doing but I kind of want to go play with the bunny..." Alex walks out of Sheldon's office. "Hi guys!" "Oh, hi Alex! Do you... have any idea where your boss is going?" She replies, "No, but I do know that corduroy makes too much noise and now I have to go home and find [she makes quotations with her fingers] 'quieter pants.'" She walks away with a very, very annoyed look. Funny as hell. Raj and Howard walk the other way. Raj says, "Man. What I would give to get her out of those pants." /pause/ "And into something a liiiittle more stylish." Down in the university basement, Sheldon unlocks the storage room door and goes in. Howard and Raj pop their heads around the corner and follow. Howard asks, "What do you think he could be doing in there for 20 minutes a day?" "Well, he's not doing 20-minute-abs. If he were doing that, he'd have better abs..." They go up to the door and try to listen to what's inside. They can't hear anything. Raj gets his face too close to Howard's and Howard says, "Can you face the OTHER way and listen?" "I can't do anything right for you, can I?" "What do you think he's doing in there?" Raj answers, "I don't know. He is a weirdo. He could have... Leonard Nimoy chained up in there. Or Bill Gates. Or Stephen Hawking!" "Why would he chain up Stephen Hawking?" "Howard! You can't treat a man differently because he's disabled, that's NOT okay!" In Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, Sheldon is sitting at his laptop. Leonard is looking out the peephole in the door. Leonard says, "If you're wondering why I'm staring through the peephole it's because this guy from Penny's class is supposed to be here and they're going to work on a project." Sheldon slowly turns. "To be honest, I didn't even know you were here." Leonard looks at him, "You know, I don't even know why I'm doing this. I don't understand why I care. You know what, I don't care." Sheldon says, "Pfft, you don't care..." Leonard says, "You're right, I have nothing to worry about." "Not necessarily. Statistically speaking, you have something to worry about." Leonard stares at him. "Let's just assume you have average looks. Right off the bat, 50% of men are better looking than you. That's 1.5 billion attractive lads waiting to rain on your parade." Leonard continues to stare and says, "Looks aren't everything. I excel at lots of things." "Not at vision, height, athleticism, or digesting dairy products." Leonard stares. "I'm not saying you don't have redeeming qualities! You're a good sleeper. More importantly, you buy the grapes I like." He smiles. "You're a catch compared to a snoring man who buys lousy grapes." Leonard continues to stare more, as it's getting more ridiculous. He says nothing is going to happen while Cole is over there. Sheldon says, "Not necessarily. He may be a hypnotist. She could be performing sexual acts with him, and not even know it." Leonard stares intently, like 'why would you say that?' sort of thing. Sheldon adds, "He could be having the time of his life while she thinks she's a chicking pecking for corn." Leonard looks at him in disbelief at what he just said. Sheldon starts slowly bobbing his head up and down, ever so slightly. In the university basement hallway again, Raj and Howard are walking up to the door. Raj says, "Look at us, sneaking around at night... like a couple of cat burglars!" "Ha, or ninjas." "I want to be a cat burglar." "Fine... I'll be a ninja, you be a cat burglar." "No! We have to be the same thing..." "..." "Fine, we can be ninjas." "...thank you." "BUT NEXT TIME WE'RE CAT BURGLARS." Howard jiggles the handle. "It's locked. I'll have it open in no t-" "Are you sure?" He blinks. "Yes. I'm sure. Now go over there and stand wat-" Raj quickly reaches for the knob and jiggles it. "..." "Yeahhhh... it's locked." Howard kneels down, pulls out his wallet and pulls out something to pick the lock with. "How'd you learn how to pick locks?" "When I was younger. When I learned magic. Before I wanted to be an escape artist. It worked. I escaped from all my friends, popularity, and any party within a 12 mile radius." The door opens. Howard wants to walk in but Raj stops him. "Sheldon is a smart man. What if it's booby-trapped?" Howard says, "Ah, I'm already a step ahead of him." "Really? What's your plan-" Howard SHOVES him in the door and waits to hear what happens. Silence. "Good in there?!" Long silence. Little voice... "Yeah..." They go inside the room. It's a small room, probably 6'x8'. There's nothing but a tiny table, brick walls, and a chalkboard. All it says is "43" on it. "Huh, look at that. I wonder what that means." "43? That's what he's doing down here?" Raj says, "Well, 43 is a prime number. Prime numbers are usually used for encryptions." "Yes, but what does Sheldon need to encrypt?" "Well, he's always been a little cagey at what the ingredients are that he puts in his egg salad that makes it so tasty..." Howard looks at the floor, like Raj is being an idiot and says, "It's... paprika." "Really...?" "..." "Well, that's one mystery solved." Leonard and Sheldon's apartment again. Leonard hears Cole leave Penny's place and tells Sheldon, "I'll be right back!" Sheldon replies, "Oh, I thought you left a long time ago." Leonard runs out and follows Cole down the stairs. Cole is skeptical. "Hi." Leonard says, "'Sup." Leonard asks if he's moving in on the 5th floor. He says, "No, I'm just visiting a friend." "Oh, cute blonde on 4?" "Yeah, do you know her?" "I see her around... I try to stay away though because I know her boyfriend is REALLY scary. He's all ganged up." They get down to the lobby. "Oh, weird, 'cause she told me he was a scientist..." "Oh, yeah, that's what the gang is called. The scientists. They are CRAZY." "Oh, well, thanks for the tip." "No problem, brotha, stay frosty!" He looks proud of himself. He turns around to walk up the stairs and Penny is standing at the top of the first flight of stairs looking REALLY pissed. "We're still dating, right?" She says nothing and walks back up the stairs. Leonard (the next day I assume) is sitting in the cafeteria having a cup of coffee by himself. Alex sees him from across the room. "Dr. Hofstadter!" "Oh, hey Alex. Um, call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. ...and my mother. ...and my sister. ...and, our cat." "..." "Although I think Dr. Boot Hofstadter's degree was honorary." She smiles and sits down with him. Leonard asks if he can ask her a question. He says, "My girlfriend has a partner at school who has an English accent- "Ooooooo I love English accents." "Pfft. Yeah, you all do. And I think he's hitting on her but she insists he's just being nice but I don't think it's the case." She says, "I'm sure it's harmless. I mean, girls probably hit on you all the time." "Oh, yeah, I'm sure girls go 'oh, look, that guy has two Star Trek uniforms and gets constant ear infections, I gotta get me some of that!'" She laughs a little. "Oh come on, you're cute, funny, smart. I bet girls hit on you all the time and you don't even know it..." "Really?" "Yeh, pretty sure." She stares blankly. Leonard stares quietly for a second then just starts BUSTING up laughing. He gets up and starts to walk away. "Haha, I'm gonna get back to work, thank you for listening!" he walks a little farther. "Hopefully no one rips my shirt off on the way!" and he keeps walking away, continues laughing. Raj and Howard are in Raj's office trying to figure out what '43' means. They have stuff written all over the boards and they are just killing themselves trying to figure it out. "Oh, how about... 43 calories is what's in half a cup of fat free yogurt." Howard asks how he knows that. "Hey, we all can't eat whatever we want and stay thin! What if he's building a bomb?" "Oh, please, that man took two years to finish his LEGO Death Star, I'm not worried." They both sigh, and Howard asks if Raj wants to get something to eat. He says it sounds nice and they walk out of the office. Halfway down the hallway, they both turn around and yell, "WHAT THE BALLS IS 43? I HAVE TO KNOW!" ONE WEEK LATER- Penny is leaving her apartment wearing her Cheesecake Factory uniform. Leonard is walking up the stairs. He sees her. "Hey." She says, "Shouldn't you be out with your gang spray-painting equations on the side of buildings?" Penny starts raising her voice a little. "I can't believe you don't trust me!" "Of course I do!" "You do know that Cole knew exaclty who you were when you were talking to him, right?!" "How?" "I have a picture of you on my FRIDGE." "And he still led me on like that? I'm reallllly starting to not like this guy!" "Leonard, I don't understand why you do thi-" "LISTEN. It's hard, okay? Everywhere you go, guys hit on you constantly. And sometimes... I'm standing right there. And they're all taller than me, WHY IS EVERYONE TALLER THAN ME?!" Penny says, "Listen, you know I love you, and you keep doing things like this and it needs to stop because it's driving me crazy." Silence. She realizes what she said. He says, "That's the first time you've ever said that to me..." "Uh... huh..." "Am... am I supposed to act like it's not a big deal?" "Yeah, I just... um." and she's getting overwhelmed and she's about to cry. She says, "Oh, gosh. I should go, we shouldn't talk about this because I'm going to start crying and we both know that if I start crying, you're going to start crying!" He looks down, then up, he croaks, "Right!" and they part ways. She goes downstairs. He goes inside. He shuts the door, looks up, and is crying. "She loves me!" He gets a text. It's from Alex. He reads it aloud. "Hey, Leonard, it was nice having coffee with you today and if you ever want to talk again I'm always available, smiley face, smiley face." He tilts his head, "What a friendly girl!" Raj and Howard are sitting in the cafeteria with a laptop. Howard mentions he set up a nice camera in the room. "How did you get such a nice camera?" "It's a spare for the Mars Rover." "How'd you get it?" "Million dollar camera, ten dollar lock." They're watching the video. In the video, Sheldon walks into the room and opens a tiny box on the floor. He says something like, "Initiating wormhole simulation." A black-hole looking simulation forms in the center of the room and the guys are just in totale awe at the video. You hear Sheldon's voice. "The other 43 failed attempts of making contact with alien life through a wormhole leads me to believe that attempt 44 will be no different" and he sticks his head and hands in the wormhole (lots of CGI work here). The guys are freaking out. Sheldon pulls his head/hands out of the wormhole and there's a huge alien-like looking hand on his face. The guys are screaming because they're so scared. Sheldon is standing behind them in the cafeteria, but they don't know it yet. He throws the fake alien claw hand thing onto the laptop and they nearly piss themselves. "What? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!" "Oh, I noticed you installed a nice camera and I fed different video footage to it. You don't get to know what I do." Howard insists, "What do you do down there?" Sheldon gets serious. "I don't know if you noticed, but there are a lot of things that make it hard for me to deal with every day life. For example, sarcasm, basic human interaction, and... not talking about trains as much as I'd like to. I use 20 minutes every day to deal with that so I can turn my mind off and let it do what it needs to do to recharge." "What exactly do you do, though?" Howard prods. "I'm not going to tell you, and you don't deserve to know. You will NEVER know." and he storms off. We see Sheldon walking to the basement storage room. He opens the door, sets down his back, and opens it. He pulls out a hacky sack and starts stretching a tiny bit. Leans back and forth a little, and drops the hacky sack on his knee. He hits it up and counts. "One. Two. Three... four! Five. Six. Seven. Eight..." and it drops onto the ground. He stares at it. "Oh, DRAT!" He looks at the board. "There's no way I'll ever get to 43 again..." End episode.
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