Here is what I can remember. I will fix errors tomorrow! I may be missing a scene.
Scene 1 L/S Apartment
Everyone is eating around the table, Leonard asks how Howards mom is doing. They say they lost her nurse again. Amy asks how many nurses have they lost, they say 2 nurses already. Raj comes in and Leonard and Penny embrace and says now that everyone is there they have exciting news. Penny shows them her ring and they all and so excited the girls run over to see the ring. Raj says, wow I thought the biggest news of the night was going to be that I had sex with Emily. Everyone (except Leonard and Penny) Get even more excited then Lenny’s announcement and they all hug Raj and jump up and down as a group. Leonard and Penny are like, uh what?!? Bernadette says you guys propose all the time, this never happens. They Pause. Penny says your right and they run over to raj all hugging and congratulating him.
Scene 2 University Cafeteria
Leonard, Howard and Raj are talking and eating. Raj mentions how he is extra hungry and he “wonders why.” Basically making references to how he has sex with Emily. Sheldon walks in looking very distraught. He slowly sits down. Leonard asks if he is ok and he says no. The University wont let him change his field from string theory. He says he was hired for that field as well as his grant is for string theory. President Seibert told him that sometimes in life you have to do something you don’t want to do, like how he has to look at Sheldon’s stupid face. Leonard say “That’s is rude to say….to your face.” Sheldon says he is so upset he is considering leaving the university. Howard says if he wants to he can take care of his mother.
Scene 3 Ms. Wolowitz’s house
Maria the nurse, storms out of the room and Howard and Bernadette are chasing after her. Maria says life is too short for her to take this job. And Bernie runs after saying even though Maria has only worked there for a week and a half she feels like family. The door slams. Bernadette tells Howard that she knows that by marrying his she also needs to accept half of the responsibility to take care of his mother. He says Thank you. She says therefore she wants a divorce. She smiles. They lean in and embrace a little and Bernie rubs Howards leg.
Leonard is video chatting his mother. Leonard tells her he has exciting news and he wants her to be excited for him. She stops him and tells him no need to tell her, Sheldon already has. Leonard is obviously upset that she knows. He tells her he hates how she talks with Sheldon more than her. She asks him if he would like to talk with her more often and he has a reaction like he doesn’t want that. Leonard’s mom says that she has some reservation but Sheldon said nothing but good things about Penny and if she is good enough for Penny then she is good enough for her. Leonard says what about me, if she good enough for me? She says would you like me to say I approve of your choice. He says yes and she says “let talk about that, why you want my approval.
Scene 5 Penny’s apartment
Amy and Penny are drinking wine. Penny is on the phone with her mom telling her about the engagement. Penny says, no mom it’s the same guy I have been dating. I have been with him for 2 years. Yes he is the scientist. He works with Lasers and atomic magnets. (Amy rolls her eyes) No I am not pregnant. Yes I know that is a first for our family. She then tells her mom to tell her dad. After she hangs up Amy teases her about atomic magnets. Bernadette walks in and says she is sorry she is late but they lost another nurse. She asks Penny if she is sure she want to get married because you also het a mother in law when you are married. She says she thinks Beverly likes her. Bernadette says it doesn’t matter if she like you what matters is can she go to the bathroom by herself. She tells penny she needs wine and penny pours her a glass. Bernadette chugs the glass and asks for a second. Penny is talking about living arraignments and says that she will move in with Leonard or Leonard will move in with her. Amy says “that makes sense since you are not working” and Bernadette gets excited and say “You are not working, maybe you would like a job is home health care!” Penny says not happening. Bernie says I will pay you whatever you want. Penny looks interest.
The scene flashes forward to Howard and Bernie sitting on the couch and penny walk about and says she is done and takes off her gloves. Bernadette makes a comment about how that didn’t last long.
Scene 6 Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment
Leonard and Sheldon are sitting at their laptops. Sheldon still upset about the university not letting him switch field. Sheldon says he is writing a letter of appeal to the faculty senate. He reads the letter aloud. He starts with “dear esteemed faculty” and then says he wants to switch his field and he will explain it to them later in word they will understand or with puppets. Leonard says he only likes the word esteemed, Sheldon said that was a personal joke and maybe he will take it out. Leonard then says he wants to talk to him about something important. He says that Penny and him were talking about living arraignments. Sheldon said that he has already thought about it and he has decided that Penny can live with them 1 day a week for a trial period except on the weeks she is cranky from shedding her uterus lining. Leonard says that they are going to live together but it will be just the two of them and not Sheldon. Sheldon says where will you live. Leonard says maybe he will move in with Penny or maybe penny can move in there and Sheldon can live across the hall. Sheldon freaks out and asks him if he is on marijuana or was hit on the head with a coconut. Leonard says he is doing it the right way because penny deserves this. Sheldon says it sounds like you are putting your bride to be over me. Leonard say “uh, YEA” Sheldon says “wow” and walks to his room.
Scene 7 Amy’s apartment
Sheldon is pacing and very angry at his day. Amy makes him a strawberry quick. Sheldon says she can’t expect a drink to calm him down. Then he drinks it and says yummy. Sheldon is upset about work and then says that he is upset at Leonard. Amy says maybe it is for the best, she points out things he doesn't like about that Leonard changed the thermostat. He says yes because its so hot like the Amazon and not the good Amazon with one day shipping. The she says how he hates that he has too many keys. Sheldon says yes does he think he is a warden. She says maybe it will be good for him to live alone. And if he doesn’t like living alone then she can always come and move in with him. Sheldon gets upset and sarcastically says, “sure, lets get engaged too, and start a family and live our sunset years together” Amy sounded upset and told him it was only a suggestion. Sheldon says no you are not moving in and leonard is not moving out. Sheldon says he is also upset she made his quick with syrup instead of powder. He grabs his bag and storms out.
Scene 8 Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment
Leonard is bringing Penny chili and salad. Penny is so excited that Leonard is cooking for her, for once. Leonard says he has to more often since her cooking is yuck. Leonard seems so over the moon. He is so excited. He mentions that they should start to pick a wedding date. Penny said she wants it to coincide with her brothers schedule, so in 12-18months depending on good behavior. Just the Amy walks in looking for Sheldon. Leonard says he though Sheldon was with her. She said he was but he was upset and left. They tell he maybe he just needs to cool off. So Amy pulls up next to Penny and starts a conversation. They explain they are trying to celebrate/enjoy dinner as a newly wed. Amy mentions her concern for Sheldon and Leonard says maybe he wants to be alone. People like to be alone. Implying that they want to be alone. Penny turns to Amy and say “Amy, get out” and Amy say “yep” understanding they want to be alone and leave.
Scene 9 Comic Book Store
Sheldon walks into the comic book store and it is all damaged from a fire and from water from the fire trucks. Sheldon asks him what happened and he explains he was cooking and a hot plate caught on fire. Sheldon asked why he didn’t put it out and he says he was across the street taking a shower at the car wash. Sheldon asks when he will reopen and Stuart says he is waiting to hear from his insurance company. Sheldon says, so tomorrow? Stuart says I don’t mean to be rude but my life is falling apart here. Sheldon says, your life is falling about, I am being forced to work on string theory, my girlfriend loves me so much she wants to live with me and now my favorite place is closed. Sheldon says that is unacceptable and is going to help Stuart get back on his feet and offers to buy a comic book. Stuart tells him $2.99 and Sheldon offers him a dollar since its wet. Sheldon then asks Stuart if he can break a $20. Stuart sarcastically says sorry I only have $100s. Sheldon gets upset that he is being sarcastic and leaves.
Scene 10 L/S Apartment
Penny and Leonard are sitting on the couch watching tv. Leonard gets up and says he is worried Sheldon is not home yet and is going to check the tracking on his home. Penny says why do you have that and Leonard says he has tracked him since he followed a balloon and got lost. Leonard says that he is at the train station and thinks its weird. Penny says why it is weird he loves trains. Leonard wants to go check on him. Penny says to Leonard, you are a really caring friend. Leonard say yea but mostly his mom would kill him if anything happened to Sheldon.
Scene 11 Comic book store
Howard and Raj walk in and they are in shock. Howard says to Stuart that he doesn’t want to be mean but did he do this for the insurance money. Stuart says now he sounds like the police, the firefighters, his parents, his therapist and the insurance company and no he didn’t. Raj says if he needs anything to let him know. He says actually he needs a place to stay. Raj said I was planning on having Emily sleep over again but he will cancel for Stuart. Stuart interrupts and congratulates him for having sex. Raj says he cant take all the credit, she allowed him to. Student says he can ask him to cancel he is only homeless but Raj is having sex and that’s a bigger deal. Howard says he has an idea where he can have a place to sleep and make some money. He warns him that it will be humiliating and degrading (meaning working with Howards mom) and Stuarts says what’s the catch?
Scene 12 Train station
Sheldon is sitting at the station, Leonard and Penny approach. Leonard asks why is he there and why he is leaving. Sheldon says he need time to sort things out. Leonard says not to leave he doesn’t even have a change of clothes or a toothbrush. Leonard tries to convince him to stay. Leonard says he is going to be like a hobo riding the rails around. Sheldon says he wont be like a hobo because he has a credit card and refusing to eat beans from a can or carry his laptop in a bag on a stick. Penny pulls Leonard away and says you should let him go, I think he needs this. He is a grown man and can make his own choices. Leonard says he looks like a grown man but sometimes children can get mistaken for adults. (not the exact phrase) Penny says to let him go. Sheldon makes a comment to let them know he hears every word they are saying. Leonard agrees to let him go. They tell him to stay safe and check in often. Penny kisses Sheldon on the cheek and then rubs it (like wiping off her lip gloss) and they leave him there.
Scene 13 Ms. Wolowitz House
Howard and Bernie are watching TV and Stuart comes in and says they can go home, everything is taken care of. They are in shock and Stuart thanks them for a “dream” job and he is having a good time. Ms. Wolowitz yells “Stewie, come watch wheel of fortune with me” Student says “Coming Debbie” and he says she asked him to call her Debbie. He then dances happily to her room. Howard and Bernie looked grossed out and said that its unnatural but they are excited they can leave and run out.
Scene 14 L/S Apartment
Amy is pacing and on the phone with Sheldon. She tells Sheldon that she is thankful he checked in and glad he is doing ok. She hangs up the phone. Leonard and Penny ask how he doing and she says surprising he sounds really well. Penny said I think this is for the best. Amy then turns to Leonard and cries out (very sad voice)“why did you let him leave” while hitting Leonard with a pillow.