this is only chapter one, hope you like it, im open to oppinions/criticism ect.. enjoy BBTH peeps.
The big bang theory:
The British Hypothesis
“Leonard,” said Howard looking at him with a sad face. It had almost been 3 months since penny moved away, heartbroken and soulless; Leonard wasn’t up for social conversation of any kind. *Raj opens the door and runs in, gasping for breath* “what’s up raj?” Stuart asked “t-the-ther- there’s a- N-Ne-new girl downstairs about to move into penny’s old apartment. She seams pretty hot!” Raj had not overcome his phobia of talking to girls 2 years ago; he is now brimming with confidence. “So where’s she from?” said Howard quickly standing up.
“She’s from Guernsey, Channel islands!” Raj replied “Ah, the noble brits, home to tea and scones, fish and chips and a quite aging but fascinating queen!” said Sheldon walking into the room not at all surprised. “How do you know so much about that?” “Said Stuart confused “I had a slight conversation with a brit once, Brian Humphreys, nice gentlemen principle of the University of Essex. And I did come across a slight conversation with the new girl Courtney” Sheldon replied. “So, her names Courtney, Courtney what?!” asked Howard “Courtney Rainwaulder, from St. Sampson, Guernsey” replied Sheldon, with a tired look on his face.
Then came a sudden knock on the door. “I’ll get it.” Said Leonard forcing himself to stand up, feeling rather dizzy. There stood a lovely woman, about 5 feet tall, slender in weight. Nothing but slightly overlapping curves to make her a feminine Michelin man. “Hi, is this apartment 4B?” She said rather ditzy and confused. “T-thi-This is Apartment 4A… Hi I’m Leonard!” he said in a rushed rather shy tone of voice “Waytta way to kill the mood!” Raj said looking at the door in a sarcastic foul mood. “Oh come now Raj, Leonard is probably feeling shy, nauseous, and a little bit muted! High pitch voice is most common around the shyness trait.” “I am not *suddenly his voice rises* Muted!” replied Leonard clutching his chest. “I rest my case” Sheldon added then continued typing his theories for his next week of work.
“So you’re the new girl I see?” said Howard gradually stepping in front of Leonard. “I am yes, I’ve just moved here from Guernsey. I’ve come to America to pursue my Writing skills! I want to have the opportunity to be an author like J.K Rowling; she’s one of my many idols in writing, Just like Siobhan Dowd! I just loved her Novels a swift pure cry and the London eye mystery.” This girl seamed quite intelligent. Much to Sheldon’s dislike, but she has a 4% Higher IQ than Leonard (Leonards IQ: 173 Courtney’s IQ: 177) “How Rude of me, my name is Courtney Armiah Rainwauld.” My middle name is Italian, surname Swedish” As the sky over Pasadena loomed a frightful shade of Violet, Courtney was sat on her bed, checking her Facebook on her laptop, calmly scrolling through her page, until *Pop noise from her laptop* she gets 1 friend request. She wanted to ignore it, but clicked on it anyways. To her shock, it was Leonard. He wanted to be friend’s with her on Facebook so he could get to know her better. She dazed up at the ceiling in confusion. So she went ahead and clicked accept.
As time went on by, they talked, and talked for what seamed like a decade. Some of which started to burn up a colourful friendship.
Courtney Armiah Rainwauld: yeah, I’m not really into Science-Fiction Films. I’m more of a comedy film person. My face actors are Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler.
Leonard Hofstadter: Do you play any instruments?
Courtney Armiah Rainwauld: yes! I play the Piano and Acoustic Guitar.
Leonard Hofstadter: that’s awesome. I like how you respect my Lactose Intolerance! Do you have any particular allergies?
Courtney Armiah Rainwauld: I have Hay-fever, and that’s about it.
Courtney Armiah Rainwauld: And I’m a vegetarian.
Leonard Hofstadter: Wow! So I guess you’re deeply involved with P.E.T.A?”
Courtney Armiah Rainwauld: Yeah. You’re pretty Awesome Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter: …
*Leonard is offline*
Courtney became more settles in Los Angeles. Then a loud knock boomed from her front door. She ran to see who it is! “Stand back, im armed! May the Guernsey Force thrive on you!” she shouted! “Courtney, Its me” came the voice from the otherside. “Leonard?” she replied confused. She then opened the door, palms sweatting with fear, to see Leonard in his night-gown. He then leaped and hugged her pushing them both inside her appartment with the door slamming behind them. “Leonard are you drunk?” she asked him with her hands perched upon her slender hips. “A-A little” he hesitated. She smiled and forgave him! She hugged him back “O-ooh, Jersey hug!” Leonard whispered. “Im from Guernsey! That’s the island to the left of Jersey, with Alderney just above us.
They then sat down and watched some tv for an hour or two. “Good evening, this is Channel islands news, Todays top stories…” “So you brought your news with you?” Leonard asked, he then slouched back and smiled at her. “Yeah I did!, stops me from feeling homesick…Your so Knowledgeable Leonard, I like that, makes me feel no so dumb” she said laughing quietly under her breath. “But you’re not dumb courtney,” he said with his hand on her shoulder. “Have you seen my IQ? It’s Appauling.” She replied “what is it?” Leonard replied egarly “My IQ is 177 she said with her head in her hands. “wow! That’s amazing! Your IQ is 4% higher than mine, and mines 173, theres nothing to be ashamed of Courtney, your probably very bright, just not in the right places, which is why I think you may feel ashamed about it” he spoke comforting her with a hug. She then pushed him away in anger. “Not smart in the right places!?” She shouted “I didn’t mean it like that, he spoke back timidly. “I won the Junior Jersey science contest for my work and study of the neon element and what happens to it if a neon light becomes waterlogged” “sorry I ever spoke!” leonard said storming out then slamming the door behind him in frustration. Courtney then switched off her TV and she began to cry, thinking she had crossed the line. Making friends isnt her strong point, so she switched off her light and went to get ready for a long night of slumber.