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They make her sound so awful! 

She smells of books.  Titled uterus, severed the webbing between her own toes, hair the colour of mud, dandruff, scalp so oily that she doesn’t get headlice, brittle ankles, divet in her spine, nose hair, hair growing out mole on her shoulder, at least 5lbs of body hair, flushes her sinuses, she has a nightguard for her teeth

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3 hours ago, PeriodicTableShowerCurtain said:

They make her sound so awful! 

She smells of books.  Titled uterus, severed the webbing between her own toes, hair the colour of mud, dandruff, scalp so oily that she doesn’t get headlice, brittle ankles, divet in her spine, nose hair, hair growing out mole on her shoulder, at least 5lbs of body hair, flushes her sinuses, she has a nightguard for her teeth

And she flushes her nostrils out!

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On 1/21/2023 at 7:53 PM, PeriodicTableShowerCurtain said:

They make her sound so awful! 

She smells of books.  Titled uterus, severed the webbing between her own toes, hair the colour of mud, dandruff, scalp so oily that she doesn’t get headlice, brittle ankles, divet in her spine, nose hair, hair growing out mole on her shoulder, at least 5lbs of body hair, flushes her sinuses, she has a nightguard for her teeth

You forgot where she said something about her hips and she couldn't even sit on a skinny horse. I think that was mentioned in the same segment with the brittle ankles.

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10 minutes ago, TLW said:

You forgot where she said something about her hips and she couldn't even sit on a skinny horse. I think that was mentioned in the same segment with the brittle ankles.

All considered a perfect match for Sheldon!

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