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 The hills are alive with flowers.

 

I have edited this post and deleted the following posts that had anything to do with THE HILL due to lack of interest.

I can't win them all, but I win this one (some  of you know what I mean).

 

 

 

Edited by walnutcowboy

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  Dani, sorry it took so long to post, but it's been fairly busy at MISS KITKA'S VIRTUAL AMUSEMENT PARK AND RESORT.

 I am glad that the Wild Animal, Fish and Game Department are still paying our bill though, as we couldn't do without them yet. Our WILD LIFE PARK is always a hit along with the PETTING ZOO. OBTW our petting zoo is the ONLY zoo with young Jackalopes in the world !

 The favorite child adventure is the words largest BOUNCE HOUSE which actually works on a slow moving conveyor belt leading to the exit so the kids don't overstay their welcome.

 The DOCTOR WHO RIDE is popular for all ages with it's multiple doors/adventures.

 For the more thrill seeking kids and adults there is always lines for KT'S AMAZINGLY SPOOKY HAUNTED MANSION RIDE.

 And DANI, you'll have to tell me how DANI'S PUB is doing, All I know is that you always seem to be busy being in the center of PIRATES COVE ! I don't know if you noticed, but we added a ARCADE GALLERY on the far side of TREASURE ISLAND (which closes early to avoid any underage drinking issues)

 Also, now with the weather getting warmer we've turned the water at the BEACH back down from 76 F back to 70 F.  People seem to enjoy it more,

  Our MINT HYBRED ICED COCO AND HOME MADE ICE CREAM is becoming huge hits with all our guests.

 Our FLAGS OF FLOWERS are still looking beautiful. It's the first thing anyone sees as the come to the front gates !

 Anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask me about.  Askme about a ride you have been on. Tell me what you like or don't like about your day(s) in MISS KITKA'S VIRTUAL AMUSEMENT PARK AND RESORT. I'd like to hear your guy's input !

 Hope To Hear From You All Soon,

        Mike

 

 

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Sadly I haven´t the time now to enjoy any of the rides. Just take a look at all the beautiful flowers planted by Miss Kitka! They smell  very good!

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 With such an overly hot summer we have had to start making reservations for the beach. And turn away some guests on Treasure Island due overcrowding due to the heat which was causing a few fights. To combat the heat near the bar areas we are installing Mist Fans to keep All the temps. down.

 But all is well on MISS KITKA"S VIRTUAL AMUSEMENT PARK AND RESORT !

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 MISS KITKA, so sorry to scare you ! I should have explained that we have better security then any other theme park and though not every single fight can always be foreseen/stopped we have wonderful security measures that stop 99.999 of the fights before they begin. So feel free to come back out of the TARDIS and enjoy your park.

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LIN, how about if we put on our favorite Pirate garb and I'll escort you onto Pirates Cove where we can stop at Paradise Island and have a saucer of warm milk (or perhaps something stronger) at DANI'S PUB just to see how safe we are.

 As you may know I have been having "issues" for a bit. They involve mood/memory/OCD . So forgive my last 2 posts, I've reread my last several posts and what I was trying to say was we let in fewer guests in which gave more space for everyone, so no fighting at all.

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 We have decided to discontinue the young Jackalopes from the petting zoo. Thankfully we have had no injuries in the zoo, but as I've said elsewhen as they mature they become too aggressive (as I have found out the hard way). The adults can/will still be seen by train in the animal preserve on the outside of the park.

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4 hours ago, ddsunny473 said:

I miss something like this:

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 DANI, I know MISS KITKA'S VIRTUAL AMUSEMENT PARK AND RESORT, but I'm sorry you missed a ride like that. Not only does it swing out but it also swings around over mid air.

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5 hours ago, ddsunny473 said:

I miss something like this:

schaukel.png

 

2 minutes ago, walnutcowboy said:

 DANI, I know MISS KITKA'S VIRTUAL AMUSEMENT PARK AND RESORT, but I'm sorry you missed a ride like that. Not only does it swing out but it also swings around over mid air.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!  :girlhaha:

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