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Granted, you are moved and unpacked but there was an earthquake damaging the house and now u have to pack everything back up and move again

I wish I would never get sick again

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 GRANTED !

You will never be sick ever again, however you are now a carrier of every deadly plague ever known to man and you are killing every you get near.

 

I wish the drive to our earthquake ridden home was closer to town so we can get a good night sleep.

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Granted, now you're right in the heart of town and all the drunken hooligans keep you awake instead when they fall out the nightclubs at 3am.

I wish my kids would stop nicking my clothes and shoes.

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 GRANTED, but the reason they stopped is because you got robbed and the robbers stole all your clothes and shoes.

 

I wish they closed down all the bars in the heart of town.

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Granted, now the clubbers are all swigging beer perched on your front wall.

I wish I was asleep, it's 2.23am!

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Granted. now you fall asleep but you must wake up in 4am.

I wish I had something better to read.

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Granted. now you fall asleep but you must wake up in 4am.

I wish I had something better to read.

 

Granted you now have something good to read, but you need reading glasses to do so and you just stepped on the breaking the lenses and making them unusable.

 

I wish I had a remote that could pause time

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Granted but the remote breaks and you are stuck in that moment for the rest of your life

I wish I had less precal homework

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Granted, Mr Bean comes to help and breaks all your stuff.

I wish they didn't edit all the good stuff out of The Big Bang Theory in order to show it before the watershed in the UK.

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Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.

 

 

I wish I can fly like superman.

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Granted, however accelerating at supersonic speeds breaks your soft tissues and capillaries down so you look 103 years old within a week.

I wish for a fish.

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Granted but you have no water to out it in and it dies :(

 

I wish i lost 10 pounds

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Granted, but it all comes off your boobs and bum.

I wish I was going to Coachella 2014 music festival.

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Granted, however, they'll all be corrupted; thems the rules.

I wish I hadn't cut my hair short.

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 Granted, however, now your hair can never be cut and soon you won't be able to lift your head because of the weight.

 

Well then, I wish I could wish for uncorrupted wishes (sorry I'm out of ideas)

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Granted. But your uncoruppted wishes were time limited, and now the time is over.

 

I wish my english would be better.

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Granted, your English is better but you forgot all other languages including your native (first) language

I wish I had an extra week off of work

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Granted. But when you return they already found a replacement for you.

 

I wish to win the lottery.

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Granted. But when you receive all the money they had brought in the barter.

 

I wish my cats would not always play with living mouses.

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Granted, and now your house is overrun with mice.

I wish I hadn't just eaten a whole Easter Egg, bleurgh.

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MICE, not mouses :unknw: ! Thanks.

 

Granted, you had eaten only a half egg, but after two hours you were soooo hungry you eat three of them.

 

I wish i could fly to the moon and take a look on earth.

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Granted but your space shuttle broke down and know you are stuck on the moon and running out of oxygen

I wish i didn't have a chemistry test Wednesday

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Granted, but you were going to ace it without studying and now you will miss out on the satisfaction.

I wish I could write a bestselling novel.

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