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Granted, you are moved and unpacked but there was an earthquake damaging the house and now u have to pack everything back up and move again

I wish I would never get sick again

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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed. @ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.   I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

 GRANTED !

You will never be sick ever again, however you are now a carrier of every deadly plague ever known to man and you are killing every you get near.

 

I wish the drive to our earthquake ridden home was closer to town so we can get a good night sleep.

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Granted, now you're right in the heart of town and all the drunken hooligans keep you awake instead when they fall out the nightclubs at 3am.

I wish my kids would stop nicking my clothes and shoes.

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Granted, now the clubbers are all swigging beer perched on your front wall.

I wish I was asleep, it's 2.23am!

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Granted. now you fall asleep but you must wake up in 4am.

I wish I had something better to read.

 

Granted you now have something good to read, but you need reading glasses to do so and you just stepped on the breaking the lenses and making them unusable.

 

I wish I had a remote that could pause time

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Granted, Mr Bean comes to help and breaks all your stuff.

I wish they didn't edit all the good stuff out of The Big Bang Theory in order to show it before the watershed in the UK.

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Granted, however accelerating at supersonic speeds breaks your soft tissues and capillaries down so you look 103 years old within a week.

I wish for a fish.

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Granted, but it all comes off your boobs and bum.

I wish I was going to Coachella 2014 music festival.

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 Granted, however, now your hair can never be cut and soon you won't be able to lift your head because of the weight.

 

Well then, I wish I could wish for uncorrupted wishes (sorry I'm out of ideas)

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Granted, your English is better but you forgot all other languages including your native (first) language

I wish I had an extra week off of work

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Granted, and now your house is overrun with mice.

I wish I hadn't just eaten a whole Easter Egg, bleurgh.

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