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Granted however you are sued for plagiarism and lose all the money you earned from the book in the lawsuit

I wish it was summer vacation already

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Granted, it's the last day of it.

I wish I didn't have to cook a Sunday roast for a herd of relatives this bank holiday.

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Granted. If all your relatives were dead, you wouldn't have to cook for them.

I wish for my own cafeteria.

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Really Snell? WTF?

Granted, but you fall in the tea urn and get boiled alive.

I wish deer would stop coming in and eating all the flower heads in the garden.

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 GRANTED, But now you have rabbits eating the WHOLE garden.

 

I wish it wasn't SOOO hard to get services (Satellite, Propane, electric) on the ball at our new place. 

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Granted, the utilities companies build sites on the plot next to you. You can hear the buzz of the phone mast through your double glazing.

I wish I hadn't dented my husband's car.

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Granted, the Rooster stops but now the chickens take over the attack, and there's a whole flock of them!

I wish my new shoes didn't give me blisters.

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 GRANTED, But the car is stolen and you get arrested.

 

I wish someone else would finish our unpacking.

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 Granted, but the Police pull you over and arrest you for having (what looks like) a fake I.D.

 

I wish I had a ladder to get my stuff off the roof.

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 GRANTED, but  they gave it to you after they broke it !

 

I wish there was a new episode of TBBT EVERY week.

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Granted, but in between the writers are addicted to whiskey and are only writing bullshit.

 

I wish I will get a new car soon.

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GRANTED, but it's a clown car and every time the door opens clowns pour out of it.

 

I wish I could catch some Pygmy Antelope to breed with my Jackrabbits to be able to start breeding Jackalopes. 

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Granted, but there's no fence high enough to hold em and they hop it, literally.

I wish I'd kept all my clothes from the 90s as they're back in fashion.

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Granted but as soon as you start wearing them they go out of fashion

I wish I had an A in history class

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 GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed.

@ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.

 

I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

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Granted but as soon as you finish unpacking you have to repack everything again

@walnut thanks I'm so close to an A I have an 89

I wish I didn't have a pre cal and a history test Monday

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Granted. But you can only eat it at the north pole during the middle of the night.

 

I wish I had healing powers, like wolverine. 

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