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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed. @ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.   I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

With global warming you soon will!

I wish my dog would stop nicking my slippers and killing them to death.

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Granted, it will, on and on and on and on and on and on in repetitive, uninspired boring nonsense till you want to throw your tablet, laptop, computer or phone out the window in pure frustration.

I wish this wish does get corrupted!

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 @ ATHINGOFBEAUTY, no problem....but....ummm....where are the funny people? You just showed some pictures of people from my Walmart !

 

GRANTED, but someone just drove your car through your front door so you no longer need your keys.

 

I wish I was at Disneyland (and it was a cool day).

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Granted, but it brings back all your old worries too.

I wish I was at Glastonbury slopping about in the mud.

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 GRANTED, you have been turned into a pig in a farm in Glastonbury, however the tag on your ear says you about to be picked up and taken to....well you know what happens to pigs with THAT tag on their ears. (SORRY)

 

 I wish it was cheaper to use our air conditioning. 

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Granted, but it gets stuck on high and you end up living in an Ice Palace and Disney's Elsa from Frozen moves in and sings 'Let It Go' on a constant loop till you all go crazy.

I wish I hadn't fallen off my bike into a prickly bush today.

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Granted, but they keep saying "Whats up doc" while eating carrots. All ten of them.

 

I wish I was as smart as sheldon, as lucky as leonard, as rich as raj, as h***y as howard, and as pretty as penny. 

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Granted but if you were ho**y and pretty, you would need to work as a pros****te and it wouldn't be fun anymore.

I wish I could forget my last job and move on.

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