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 Granted, but the first day you tried to drive it, the engine falls out.

 

I wish it was already August, so I can watch the new season of DOCTOR WHO

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Granted, but the night of the season premeire, your power goes out

 

I wish I had some pepperoni and sausage pizza 

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Granted. It's on its way but I am the delivery man and I ate the whole pizza and ended up delivering just the box to you.

 

I wish I had an imodium..

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 UMMM EEEWWW, but OK,

Granted, but now you can't leave "the" room for a week (just in case).

 

I wish I could type with more than one finger. 

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 Granted, but you fall asleep and wake up as a burned up french fry.

 

I wish we had a ocean closer to us.

 

@ SHELDONSWIFE, I'd probable still use one finger (LOL).

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With global warming you soon will!

I wish my dog would stop nicking my slippers and killing them to death.

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 GRANTED, all your dog does now is poop in your slippers.

 

 I wish my wife didn't want to buy a bunny !

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 Granted, it has just been proving global warming does not exist, and next week we start another ice age.

 

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted !

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Granted...............game over :(

I wish you hadn't wished that.

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Granted, it will, on and on and on and on and on and on in repetitive, uninspired boring nonsense till you want to throw your tablet, laptop, computer or phone out the window in pure frustration.

I wish this wish does get corrupted!

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 @ ATHINGOFBEAUTY, no problem....but....ummm....where are the funny people? You just showed some pictures of people from my Walmart !

 

GRANTED, but someone just drove your car through your front door so you no longer need your keys.

 

I wish I was at Disneyland (and it was a cool day).

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Granted, you've got a job sweeping up when it closes.

I wish I could surf.

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 GRANTED, but you catch an endless wave and never see land again.

 

I wish I had my old memory back.

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Granted, but it brings back all your old worries too.

I wish I was at Glastonbury slopping about in the mud.

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 GRANTED, you have been turned into a pig in a farm in Glastonbury, however the tag on your ear says you about to be picked up and taken to....well you know what happens to pigs with THAT tag on their ears. (SORRY)

 

 I wish it was cheaper to use our air conditioning. 

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Granted, but it gets stuck on high and you end up living in an Ice Palace and Disney's Elsa from Frozen moves in and sings 'Let It Go' on a constant loop till you all go crazy.

I wish I hadn't fallen off my bike into a prickly bush today.

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 GRANTED, instead you fall down a cliff.

 

I wish our bunnies were already house broken. 

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Granted, but they keep saying "Whats up doc" while eating carrots. All ten of them.

 

I wish I was as smart as sheldon, as lucky as leonard, as rich as raj, as h***y as howard, and as pretty as penny. 

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Granted but if you were ho**y and pretty, you would need to work as a pros****te and it wouldn't be fun anymore.

I wish I could forget my last job and move on.

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