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Granted. But all your old co-workers track you down and start working along side you in your new job.

I wish all my posts will get approved so I can change this damn profile picture.

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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed. @ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.   I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

 GRANTED, now you are ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US !!

 

I wish I could have thought of a better way to corrupt THE LAW's wish.

 

@ THE LAW Welcome to The Land Of GAMES !

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Granted, now The Law can only ever update his profile picture with your 'ass kissing' photo.

I wish it'd stop raining every poxy weekend in the UK.

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Granted, but everyone gets so fat that they roll instead of walk, and you are crushed by a group of rolling school children.

 

I wish walnutcowboy was actually the one on the left, and not the one on the right.

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Granted, however it's size attracts a colony of penguins who set up home in the salad crisper and peck your hand every time you reach for the yogurt.

I wish my job were less boring.

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 GRANTED, you were born on Feb 29 (leap year) so you are only 1/4 as old as you thought (Does that still count as corrupting your wish?). 

 

I wish I could have wished you a happy birthday tomorrow !

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Granted! You did! But it wasn't my birthday! :)

I wish it had been my birthday and I got loads of goodies!

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 GRANTED, but now there is no way of stopping the food from multiplying and you get killed by being squished to death by 500 pounds of banana cream pie.

 

 I wish I didn't have to wait sooo long on HOLD when trying to get a hold of of the right person on the phone !

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Granted but now everyone are calling to you at the same time and you can't hold them.

I wish someone would just came to me and buy me an apartment as a lovely gift :D

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