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Corrupt A Wish!

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Granted. But all your old co-workers track you down and start working along side you in your new job.

I wish all my posts will get approved so I can change this damn profile picture.

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 GRANTED, now you are ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US !!

 

I wish I could have thought of a better way to corrupt THE LAW's wish.

 

@ THE LAW Welcome to The Land Of GAMES !

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Granted, now The Law can only ever update his profile picture with your 'ass kissing' photo.

I wish it'd stop raining every poxy weekend in the UK.

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 Granted, but now the UK is known as the 2nd Sahara Desert.

 

I wish we were not late for a 4th of July party.

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Granted, you're 364 days early for the party. but still late for the 4th of july party this year.

 

I wish for 2 dollars.

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Granted, But you are given 2 zimbabwe dollars, which are worth 

USD :0.00276 GBP: 0.00161

 

(Thank you google for that number.)

 

I wish British politics wasn't the worst thing to happen to the world.

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 GRANTED, but now you live on the border of Pakistan & Israel.

 

I wish we has a "fast" food place closer to where we live. 

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Granted, but everyone gets so fat that they roll instead of walk, and you are crushed by a group of rolling school children.

 

I wish walnutcowboy was actually the one on the left, and not the one on the right.

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Granted, however it's size attracts a colony of penguins who set up home in the salad crisper and peck your hand every time you reach for the yogurt.

I wish my job were less boring.

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Granted. You know work as a untrained bomb defuser for the United States military.

 

I wish that this wish was granted by a wizard.

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 GRANTED, your wish has been granted by a Pinball Wizard.

 

 I wish I could find a place, close to home, that still had pinball machines.

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Granted, the local prison has them.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow :(

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 GRANTED, you were born on Feb 29 (leap year) so you are only 1/4 as old as you thought (Does that still count as corrupting your wish?). 

 

I wish I could have wished you a happy birthday tomorrow !

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Granted! You did! But it wasn't my birthday! :)

I wish it had been my birthday and I got loads of goodies!

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 GRANTED, but all your gifts were stolen and you get arrested for receiving stolen goods.

 

I wish I could think up an uncorruptable wish.

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Granted, But then a brick falls out the sky, causing you to forget it.

 

I wish more people played King of The Hill

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 GRANTED, but the right one cost you soooo much you don't have the money for the coffee beans.

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 GRANTED, but now there is no way of stopping the food from multiplying and you get killed by being squished to death by 500 pounds of banana cream pie.

 

 I wish I didn't have to wait sooo long on HOLD when trying to get a hold of of the right person on the phone !

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Granted but now everyone are calling to you at the same time and you can't hold them.

I wish someone would just came to me and buy me an apartment as a lovely gift :D

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Granted. Someone knocks on your door with a big box containing a pink doll house apartment (For ages 5 and up).

 

I wish humans never go hungry.

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Granted, you're going to die and then you'll never be hungry again .... (OK that was too rough)

I wish it was summer all year.

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