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GRANTED, but because the heat is now all year round, "climate change" is now a real thing and within 5 years we all die due to lack of good drinking water. 

 

 I wish the temperature was always around 75 F.

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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

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Granted. To make it possible, the earth should stop turning, and we would fly to the space and die without oxygen.

I wish I would know what I want to do for living.

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Granted, but you used the never drying security paint and come fall your house will be covered with leaves and dead insects.

I wish my pretty new sandals didn't give me blisters.

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Granted. All you have to do is look out the window (called the TV) and wait for a good looking sunset. maybe watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

 

I wish to have super powers.

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Granted, but now he looks like a witchetty grub and puts you off your burger.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much last night, bleurgh!

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Granted, you do! Men who value love over sex suddenly appear and you find yourself plunged into Amy Farrah Fowler deep depths of frustration as they won't do more than hold hands with you!

I wish I had more time to write.

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 Granted, but the birds love your tree so much, the start building nests in the tree and so now all the berries are covered with bird poop.

 

I wish dogs didn't grow old so quickly.

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Granted, they stay in eternal puppy-hood forever and never stop peeing and pooping in the house and chewing everything in sight, including your feet, with their sharp little needle teeth.

I wish I didn't have so much to do!

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