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GRANTED, but because the heat is now all year round, "climate change" is now a real thing and within 5 years we all die due to lack of good drinking water. 

 

 I wish the temperature was always around 75 F.

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Granted. To make it possible, the earth should stop turning, and we would fly to the space and die without oxygen.

I wish I would know what I want to do for living.

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 GRANTED, You've decided to become a bomb tester ('nuf said).

 

 I wish I could still work.

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Granted. Now you can work but you can't find a job from your small city.

I wish I would have put on some make up today.

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 @ SNELL, that would be sooo true !

 

GRANTED, but you end up looking like the JOKER and get arrested.

 

I wish I had mailed out my sons birthday card (which is today). 

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 GRANTED, but it took nuclear bombs to destroy the world.

You are the only person left alive.

 

I wish I had already finished painting our home.

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Granted, but you used the never drying security paint and come fall your house will be covered with leaves and dead insects.

I wish my pretty new sandals didn't give me blisters.

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 GRANTED, but now they look like clown shoes.

 

I wish the sunsets were prettier where I live now.

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Granted. All you have to do is look out the window (called the TV) and wait for a good looking sunset. maybe watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

 

I wish to have super powers.

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 GRANTED, Your super is being able to (only) breathe in outer space, so you have to  spend the rest of your  life alone.

 

 I wish I had some Reese's Pieces.

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Granted. But it melts on your hand while you watch the sunset.

 

I wish jack in the box mascot also had a white round body, similar to the michelin man.

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Granted, but now he looks like a witchetty grub and puts you off your burger.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much last night, bleurgh!

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 GRANTED, last night and forever more you barf after your first drink so you can't get drunk anymore.

 

I wish our bunnies were housebroken already.

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Granted. They are. But they make thousands of bunny babies which come and eat your house.

I wish young men were interested in love more than se*

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 GRANTED, some men are !

 

I wish this thunder storm was already over (70+ winds).

I lived in Fontana, Ca. (a really windy city) but I've NEVER been in winds this bad ! 

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Granted. The storm stops, but the weather man says there will be an even stronger one next.

 

I wish I had corrupted snells wish instead.

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Can I wish...?

I wish I knew some of the men, WallnutCowboy talks about.

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Granted, you do! Men who value love over sex suddenly appear and you find yourself plunged into Amy Farrah Fowler deep depths of frustration as they won't do more than hold hands with you!

I wish I had more time to write.

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Granted, now you have time to write but you get no inspiration.

I wish I had a garden with berry trees.

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 Granted, but the birds love your tree so much, the start building nests in the tree and so now all the berries are covered with bird poop.

 

I wish dogs didn't grow old so quickly.

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Granted, they stay in eternal puppy-hood forever and never stop peeing and pooping in the house and chewing everything in sight, including your feet, with their sharp little needle teeth.

I wish I didn't have so much to do!

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