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Corrupt A Wish!

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 GRANTED, the reason it doesn't get dirty is because it's WAY to small to fit.

 

I wish the Forum Party was already over (I'm getting cold). 

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granted. because you walked away from the party but everyone else is still partying.

 

I wish I didn't forget my wish a few posts ago.

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Granted. now its covered with green paint balls.

 GRANTED, Feel free to make your wish now (then we'll corrupt it).

 

I WISH We had more BBQ dinners.

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Granted, enjoy your BBQ'd Fruitloops tomorrow morning.

I wish for sunshine and no rain this weekend.

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 MMMM..BBQ'd Fruitloops doesn't sound too bad !

 

GRANTED, but the weekend never ends and your wish kill most of the human race, due to lack of water !

 

I wish I had enough water to last the upcoming drought (thanks BEAUTY) ! 

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Granted, now the flood in LA gets redirected to your house. all the millions of gallons of water. (calculated to provide 100,000 individuals for a day's worth supply of water)

 

 

 GRANTED, Feel free to make your wish now (then we'll corrupt it)

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted. =)

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Granted but I will.

I wish I had money to travel with my friends.. They went to the capital city today without me.

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 GRANTED, but now your friends are always borrowing money from you.

 

I wish I could find shoes that fit me better.

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Granted, but they're a 15-year-old boy's gym sneakers and they smell like a pack of dead skunks.

I wish for Sheldon Cooper.

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Granted, but you gotta keep him, no backsies.

I wish I could read minds.

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 GRANTED, but you go insane with all those (new) voices in your mind.

 

I wish I owned a couple of horses.

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Granted, but they get jealous with the donkey that is kissing you, and the two horses started kissing you right away.

 

I wish for a flying pig.

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Granted, but it flies away, should have put chicken-wire over it's sty, tut-tut!

I wish I was more organised.

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Granted but now you turn into asperger and you can never break the system you have.

I wish I had time with my sister today.

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 GRANTED, but to do so, you lose your home and have to move in with her.

 

 I wish I was a better painter.

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Granted, but you're only able to paint portraits of Justin Bieber.

I wish that I had gills so I could breathe underwater.

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 GRANTED, but now and forever, you are stuck as a water breather.

 

I wish I had a fancier name (I'm soooo out of ideas) ! 

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Granted, Optimus Beyoncé.

I wish I had better social skills.

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 GRANTED, but the Hamburgler stole it from you.

 

I wish I hadn't shredded my fingers while cutting the cheese ! 

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 GRANTED, Now you being courted by Cousin It (from the Addams Family).

 

I wish our neighbors hadn't had a druggy try to break into their home.

(he traveled 5+ miles through MANY sagebrush/tumbleweeds from the dam just to get away from a pack of lions (we have NO lions).

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Granted, the druggy broke in your house instead

 

I wish my student loans were paid off

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