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Granted. Your student loan changes to apartment loan and will be much much bigger than earlier.

I wish someone bring me roses.

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 Granted, but they came with a bee hive and start stinging you. (But If I could, I would send you some because I think you deserve them) !

 

I wish SNELL's husband would send her flowers.

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Granted but he never does :(

I wish for a rich husband.

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 GRANTED, but he is a playboy and is not faithful.

 

 I wish my dog wouldn't mind doing her business when it's raining.

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Granted, but now she won't do her business UNLESS it's raining.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

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 GRANTED, but now you must stay asleep until a handsome prince gives you a kiss.

 

 I wish I wasn't running out of good ideas for answering questions/statements on this site. 

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Granted. I will give you sleep in exchange for $1 per 5mins. Or Hercules punches you so hard that it knocks you out cold until your next life, but then after this is granted, you fall asleep and not wake up until your next life so we won't be able to see any new posts from you. And then when your next life arrives, you live as a field cricket named Tobi because you have corrupted so many wishes in this life. The punch Hercules gives you didn't affect your mind because you were deeply out cold and you remember everything that happens here in this time, and you start looking for a time machine and hitch a ride back to this time, to make your next post and will be wishing that you had not corrupted so many wishes. =)

 

I wish for a $3 bill.

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 GRANTED, but you are sooo calm now, everyone thinks you're crazy.

 

 I wish I didn't have a headache. 

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Granted, now everything else aches instead

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

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 GRANTED, but now that you've done EVERYTHING you need to do for the next 5 years, you're dying of boredom.

 

I wish ELOISE was well enough to not need PT anymore.

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Granted. She's OK now but she got a new disease.

I wish I never have to work again.

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 GRANTED, but now you're too disabled to have any fun either.

 

I wish I WAS able to work again. 

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Granted. you now work on cleaning a navy ship and is never allowed a vacation to shore.

 

I wish to have vintage video games on HD

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Granted, but you get so addicted to the games that you forget to go to work for a month straight so you get fired.

 

I wish I had a figure like Marilyn Monroe.

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 GRANTED, but you do know she died in 1962 and doesn't have much of a figure anymore ?!

 

I wish the heat didn't bother me so much.

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Granted, but now you lose your friends because they all take up skydiving and you refuse to participate.

 

I wish for my mortgage to be paid off.

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 GRANTED, but you have to move to make way for a bypass.

 

 I wish for better health

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Granted, but now you're so healthy no-one lets you relax for a minute, go, go, go!

I wish I had a live-in chef to cook lovely meals.

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Granted, but the chef cooks so many lovely desserts that you get diabetes.

 

I wish I could eat as much ice cream as I want without gaining weight.

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Granted.  You can share it with me, but I'll eat it all and leave none for you.

 

I wish for my house to be clean.

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