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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed. @ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.   I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

Granted, but now you took them during the day so your nighttime stuff is happening while it's still light out.

 

I wish my husband would hurry up and get home so we can eat, because I'm starving!

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Granted, but your phone breaks from overuse and when you go to buy another one, you have to buy the last phone they have--a million-dollar diamond studded phone once owned by Liberace.

 

I wish my husband didn't like professional wrestling.

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Granted, but it's so good everybody wants to eat there and you can't get near the place.

 

I wish I lived close enough to work that I could walk there every day.

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Granted, but you now can't have the day off when the roads are closed with heavy snow and have to fight your way there in a blizzard.

I wish I was still doing my old job and not this new one.

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Granted, you stop by it and there's a landslide, bub-bye!

I wish I could still spend my work days skiving off and looking busy when the boss comes.

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Granted, just throw it all in the microwave.  It'll be all rubbery and gross, but it'll cook fast.

 

I wish the rooms where I work were 5 degrees cooler.

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