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Granted but then you regret going to bed so early

I wish.... well.... the only wish I have coming to mind is inappropriate

Lets try this one instead. I wish my mind would find a new topic to obsess over for now

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Granted. It went away... because you died from it.

I wish I had every book in existence stored in my head and my head could not overload because one of the books was a guide on how to make an artificial brain to store part of your memory in and feed the memory into your brain whenever you needed it.

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Granted but the artificial half of your brain with most the infomation stored on it was mash by some one stepping on it and you have to relearn how to do some of the most basic things

I wish classes had not started agian

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Granted but they never started again and you slowly started to lose your memory and eventually all of your memory disappears and you forget to eat for several weeks then you die!

I wish that I had big bang theory episodes sooner.

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Granted, but you're only allowed to watch them a single time - you're never able to re-watch.

I wish I had a car that got better gas mileage.

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Granted, But since our countries economic failure and gas prices now $20.00 dollars a gallon you can't afford to drive it.....Sorry : (

I wish for a puppy.....: )

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Granted, but you're never able to potty train it! He/she just goes wherever it wants. Sucks. D:

I wish I could act in just one movie, just to say I've done it.

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Granted but you are in a movie version of the Big Bang theory in which Sheldon dies, and you kill him. Sheldon dies because of you and everyone hates you.

I wish that someone would update my computer so powerfully it would be able to do ANYTHING.

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Granted, but your computer takes over the world and everyone blames you.

I wish that I could go to a taping of TBBT.

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"GRANTED" but your episode is pre-empted by march madness and you have to waite two weeks to see it depression sets in and you throw yourself off a cliff.

I wish that "Howard" would get a PhD in something.....

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Granted. But it is an Otter Pop that quickly melts in the hot sunlight.

I wish I could spin Penny's teacups.

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Granted. But her teacups are at Disneyland and now you have pizza on your shoes.

I wish I had a ticket to comicon.

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Granted. But the DC artists insert you in a comic book.

I wish I owned Kripke's battle robot.

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Granted, but you can't find a willing mid-size car, so the robot turns on you.

I wish I had a video of that.

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