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Granted. But you are mugged by tribe of impoverished ex-athletes.

I wish I could wish an incorruptible wish.

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Granted.....You find a "Answer" key in your cereal box but have no milk for the ink to appear :icon_cry:

I wish to be guest star on TBBT...

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Gwanted. But Bawwy Kwipke wubs you the wong way and exposes you to pubwic widicule.

I wish I could sit in Sheldon's spot.

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Granted...But it's after Penny shot it with the paintball gun so you now have "Green" paint on your "Butt" :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I wish to recieve a "Nobel" prize before Sheldon

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Granted. But it is the one Leslie said Sheldon would be nominated for.

I wish I had Sheldon's comic book collection.

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"Granted" but you lose it to a bet with Howard :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

I wish Penny would make me spaghetti with cut up hotdogs in it.

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Granted. But have to eat it while listening to a harp and cello concerto performed by Leonard and Amy.

I wish I could help Raj overcome his mutism.

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Granted....But now He can't talk to guys :icon_lol:

I wish everyone on this forum could get along....

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Granted....But now He can't talk to guys :icon_lol:

I wish everyone on this forum could get along....

sorry if i broke the post.:icon_lol:

agree with bear guy( to get along )-lot of times

i am glad to have a computer screen

in front of me, not have ww3 going on.

every one as his or her favourite character.

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Granted. She becomes a bigger pain in your neck.

I wish I owned a talking dog.

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Granted. But he makes you sign an oppressive roommate agreement.

I wish could write a best selling novel.

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Granted...But its in Klingon so you are only able to sell 4 copies

I wish to see Amy and Penny "Jello" wrestling :icon_twisted:

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Granted, but amy advances on her lesbian feelings, leaving sheldon very un-sheldon, and everyone blames you.


I wish I never have to face failure in my life.

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Granted. But you succeed at everything and people hate you for making them look like failures.

I wish a billionaire would leave me his fortune.

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Granted, but all the countries across the world decide to reject their cash economy, causing the fortune you had to be useless.


I wish I had more friends.

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Granted. But your friends all hate each other. Their constant fighting makes you miserable and you spend all your time avoiding them.

I wish I could live life on my own schedule.

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Granted, but ur schedule is so beyond the norm that you lose everyone your life.

I wish that hogwarts existed and i was a wizard there.

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Granted...But due to a teachers strike you are unable to learn how to be a wizard.

I wish I could be on the writting team for tbbt season six.

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granted..but the new season ends up being flop and they cancel big bang theory forever

I wish I had a time machine so I can fast forward time to the point when I graduate out of university and am living independently

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Granted. But an investigation at your university results in the rescinding of all diplomas awarded to your graduating class. Your employer then terminates you for lacking the required acedemic credentials for your position and you end up on welfare.

I wish I could cast the deciding vote in this year's presidential election.

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