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 GRANTED, but now everyone lives in homes 10' X 10' due to over population.

 I wish that when I over eat I wouldn't gain weight.

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Granted. But everytime you eat, you actually lose weight. The more you eat, the more you waste away until you just wither away to nothing.

I wish I had more free time.

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 GRANTED, You've just lost your job. Now you have pleanty of free time !

 

I wish people would stop talking on their cell phones when driving !!

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Granted, but now everyone is chatting via video screens in their cars.  :icon_eek:

 

I wish someone would come over & do my dishes.

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Granted, but you've forgotten you entire vocabulary.

 

I wish our neighbors were just a tad louder while having sex (yes I'm being sarcastic).

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 GRANTED, Your neighbors no longer have time for "that".

Your neighbors just delivered 8 babies. Octo-parents !!

You now live next door to 8 babies screaming, crying, etc,babies all night and day.

 

 I wish I was a better cook.

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Granted, but traditional food has been outlawed and everyone now lives on state-issued supplement tablets.

 

I wish it would rain every day.

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  GRANTED, but all the State-issued Supplement tablets have all gone bad because of the rain, and we all starve.

 

 I wish there was always perfect weather. 

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Granted, but it would be MY idea of perfect, which is a steady warm rain.

 

I wish prejudice was a thing of the past.

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 GRANTED , all the prejudice people killed every every other prejudice people THEN they started on the rest of us, You were the only one to survive !!

 

 I wish I could find a Pinball Machine that still played 5 balls.

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Granted, your wish shall know no corruption for one whole hour...

 

 

I wish the tissue sitting next to the wastebasket would jump into the basket..

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Granted!

And now the tissue is sentient. Bitter about being tossed away and forgotten by you, it returns later that night to choke you to death as you sleep.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

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 GRANTED,

You now have a machine that makes as much HOT chocolate as you want.

But you just found out you have nothing to put it in !

 

I wish DOCTOR WHO would have more than 6+/- new shows per year !

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Granted but the role of the Doctor is now played by Justin Bieber and the lead female is played by Kim Kardashian

I wish for the power to teleport

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 EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!

 

Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama.

(It's the ONLY good deed the President has done!)

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Wish Granted! But its year round and its this deep:

 

deepsnow2.jpg

 

I wish for a free trip around the world

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 WOW ! That is a LOT of snow ! Where is that?

 

Granted !

You didn't say anything about landing, so you have a nonstop flight that returns you to where you took off from.

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 WOW ! That is a LOT of snow ! Where is that?

 

Granted !

You didn't say anything about landing, so you have a nonstop flight that returns you to where you took off from.

 

Haha I don't know I just googled deep snow pictures! 

 

 

 WOW ! That is a LOT of snow ! Where is that?

 

Granted !

You didn't say anything about landing, so you have a nonstop flight that returns you to where you took off from.

 

 

LOL That would suck

 

 

Any wishes my friend? :wink:

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Granted but when you waist your time just wishing for the peace, you lose time to create it.

I wish we had more beautiful nature in the world.

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 Granted, but Nature finally gets even and kills us all.

 

I wish dogs lived loner then they do.

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