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Master-Sephiroth
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  • 2 weeks later...

Granted. But everytime you eat, you actually lose weight. The more you eat, the more you waste away until you just wither away to nothing.

I wish I had more free time.

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 GRANTED, Your neighbors no longer have time for "that".

Your neighbors just delivered 8 babies. Octo-parents !!

You now live next door to 8 babies screaming, crying, etc,babies all night and day.

 

 I wish I was a better cook.

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 GRANTED , all the prejudice people killed every every other prejudice people THEN they started on the rest of us, You were the only one to survive !!

 

 I wish I could find a Pinball Machine that still played 5 balls.

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  • 3 months later...

Granted!

And now the tissue is sentient. Bitter about being tossed away and forgotten by you, it returns later that night to choke you to death as you sleep.

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

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  • 3 months later...

 EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!

 

Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama.

(It's the ONLY good deed the President has done!)

Edited by walnutcowboy
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 WOW ! That is a LOT of snow ! Where is that?

 

Granted !

You didn't say anything about landing, so you have a nonstop flight that returns you to where you took off from.

 

Haha I don't know I just googled deep snow pictures! 

 

 

 WOW ! That is a LOT of snow ! Where is that?

 

Granted !

You didn't say anything about landing, so you have a nonstop flight that returns you to where you took off from.

 

 

LOL That would suck

 

 

Any wishes my friend? :wink:

Edited by delsino

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  • 1 month later...

Granted but when you waist your time just wishing for the peace, you lose time to create it.

I wish we had more beautiful nature in the world.

Edited by snell

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