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Granted but if dogs would live longer they would also grow bigger, and they would be bigger and stronger than you and you couldn't control them as a pet.

I wish my boyfriend wanted marry me.

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EEEEEEWWWWW !!! THAT was harsh !!   Granted, you have just been transported into Justin Biebers's body and have been sent back to Canada by President Obama. (It's the ONLY good deed the President h

Granted, but delsino paused time with his remote then the remote breaks. so it won't be shown anyway.     I wish I can fly like superman.

GRANTED, but the day you received the A was "BACKWARDS DAY" so it really means you failed. @ SSGIRL, I do hope you get that A.   I wish I was FINISHED unpacking !!!!!

Granted but it's better not to wish anything. So keep that. You just would become miserable when you see your dreams will never come true.

I wish I had more money.

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Granted but you did best you can and everything else would be against your nature. Be thankful of your youth.

I wish this day would last forever.

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Granted, but we don't have commercials in Finland's TV channels. Because everybody hates them. TV channels get money from taxes so they don't need any other organizations to pay them.

I wish people would think more green.

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 GRANTED but now that EVERYONE EVERYWHERE has gone GREEN, the environment can't stand the sudden change so the whole earth goes into a Global Cooling, freezing millions of people.

 

 I wish there was more GOOD news on NEWS Programs.

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 @ DELSINO, Wish granted, you got your promotion just as they phased out your job.

@ SNELL, Granted, you got your wish but you didn't wake up for forty years.

 

I wish the price of gas was cheaper. 

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Wish granted, but now cars no longer run off gas they run off Guinness Beer only which is about $64.00 a gallon

I wish for a day to spend with the cast of The Big Bang Theory

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Granted, only to realise they're nowt more than degenerate carnival folk.

I wish I'd won the £108million Euromillions jackpot last weekweek.

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Granted, but you would have embarrassed yourself today instead.

I wish my new boss wasn't such an @sshole.

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