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Granted but if dogs would live longer they would also grow bigger, and they would be bigger and stronger than you and you couldn't control them as a pet.

I wish my boyfriend wanted marry me.

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 I'm not going to corrupt that wish, it's too good of a wish to corrupt !!

 

I wish I could think up a wish. 

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Granted but it's better not to wish anything. So keep that. You just would become miserable when you see your dreams will never come true.

I wish I had more money.

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 Granted, you now have all the money in the world, which now makes it useless to use.

 

I wish I had spent my youth better than I did. 

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Granted but you did best you can and everything else would be against your nature. Be thankful of your youth.

I wish this day would last forever.

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 GRANTED, but it's not payday ! very soon you'll run out of money and food !

 

I wish TV was free of commercials. 

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Granted, but we don't have commercials in Finland's TV channels. Because everybody hates them. TV channels get money from taxes so they don't need any other organizations to pay them.

I wish people would think more green.

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 GRANTED but now that EVERYONE EVERYWHERE has gone GREEN, the environment can't stand the sudden change so the whole earth goes into a Global Cooling, freezing millions of people.

 

 I wish there was more GOOD news on NEWS Programs.

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Granted but it is the purpose of news to show scandals, so don't watch them if you don't want to see.

I wish nothing right now.

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Granted but new things take time.

I wish I had a little dog as a pet.

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 Granted, but the little dog was pregnant so now you have a dozen real little dogs.

 

I wish we had more help to move !

Edited by walnutcowboy

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Granted, but your help turns out to be Sheldon, so you have to buy him an Xbox360.

 

I wish I didn't have a headache

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Wish granted. Your head feels fine but now you have a backache

 

I wish it was summer already

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Granted but summer is too hot.

I wish I would be brave enough to start a school..

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Wish granted, You now have the courage to start school but you never finish

 

I wish for a promotion at work

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You wish...

I wish I would fall asleep instead of rolling in my bed.

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 @ DELSINO, Wish granted, you got your promotion just as they phased out your job.

@ SNELL, Granted, you got your wish but you didn't wake up for forty years.

 

I wish the price of gas was cheaper. 

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Wish granted, but now cars no longer run off gas they run off Guinness Beer only which is about $64.00 a gallon

I wish for a day to spend with the cast of The Big Bang Theory

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Granted, only to realise they're nowt more than degenerate carnival folk.

I wish I'd won the £108million Euromillions jackpot last weekweek.

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 GRANTED, but now ALL of your relatives are knocking at your door for big handouts !

 

I wis I Kould tipe beter.

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Granted but if you would, some criminals would come and steal it from you.

I wish I would have NOT embarrassed my self yesterday.

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Granted, but you would have embarrassed yourself today instead.

I wish my new boss wasn't such an @sshole.

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Granted. Your boss is now good guy, but instead of him you became a asshole. Magic!

I wish I would be better in keeping my promises to myself.

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 GRANTED,

But now you can NEVER get out of a promise to yourself Or anyone else.

 

I wish I was already moved AND unpacked.

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