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I think Tripper would have our heads for that sorta stuff, Alien.

Anyways...

Bill Gates died and was waiting at the Pearly Gates. God didn't let him into Heaven so he was sent to Hell. Satan welcomed him and showed him three rooms.

"I'll take this one." Bill pointed to the room with a computer in it. Satan agreed and locked him inside. Satan's second-in-command gave his boss a funny look.

"Where's the Hell in that? That's not bad..."

Satan chortled. "That computer only has Windows 95! And it's missing three keys."

"Which ones?"

"Ctrl, Alt and Delete."

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Haha!

How about this one?

Three nuns died and were waiting outside the Pearly Gates. They each had to answer one question and if they got it right, they would be let in.

The first nun was asked: "Which animal tempted Eve to take fruit from the forbidden tree?"

"A serpent." The lights around the Pearly Gates flashed and she was let in.

The second nun was asked: "What was the forbidden fruit?"

"An apple." The lights around the Pearly Gates flashed and she was let in.

The third nun was asked: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

A bit of hesitation. "Gosh, that's a hard one." And the lights around the Pearly Gates flashed.

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Okay, here is a physics joke:

A man finds a magic lamp, rubbed it, and poof, out comes a genie who gives him 3 wishes.

The man's first wish is to live forever and it is granted.

Then he realizes that eventually the universe will end so he wishes for the hubble constant to be zero and it is granted.

Satisfied, he sits back and wishes for a bowl of pudding. Poof, a bowl of pudding materializes out of nowhere, the hubble constant goes negative, and the universe collapses...

BAZINGA! :icon_lol:

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Two physicists are flying in their hot air ballon and get lost. They drift low to the ground and see a man. One shouts out, "Where are we?" to which the man on the ground responds, "You're in a balloon."

The other physicist then asks, "Are you a mathematician?", to which the man on the ground answrs "Yes."

As they float off, the first physicist asks, "How did you know he was a mathematician?". The other responds, "Well, he was completely accurate, and completely useless."

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