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"I believe the appropriate metaphors here involves a river of excrement and a native american transportation device with no means of propulsion"

That's Funny! Classic Sheldon! Also I like when Sheldon's sister says, 'I'm not even going to ask why, you're pimping me out for cheese'. Imagine growing up with the Coopers,(new spleen please).

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"At my age, do you know I'm statistically most likely to die?"

"At the hands of your roommate?"

"An accident."
"Oh, that's how I'm gonna make it look."

 

"Interesting.  You're afraid of insects and women.  Ladybugs must render you catatonic."

 

And my favorite from this year:  "It's SUPPOSED to be hard. If it were easy, it'd be called THERE'S Waldo!"

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So many good quotes! Love the Bazinga obviously!

If I have to choose one right now, the one popping in my mind is:

 

- Sheldon knocking -

Penny: Whow do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

- knocking -

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

- knocking -

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

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'SECURITY!!!!!' or 'POLICE!!!!!'.   Whenever Sheldon goes virtually anywhere, but particularly if there's a minor official there, who much to Sheldon's dismay won't instantly give him what he wants.

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One of my favorite quotes is:

 

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid. And that makes me sad.

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A few of my favorites:

 

Sheldon: Leonard, even though I don't have one anymore, I hope you have fun playing with it.

 

Leonard: ...and that's a lie.

 

Sheldon: It's a big fat whopper.  I hope it breaks.

 

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Sheldon:  I take the skeleton key, and I toss it into the chasm, and on the way out I give Santa a swift KICK in his bowl full of jelly!

 

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Santa:  Ho, ho, ho, ya big dork!

 

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Amy:  Oh, it's a tiaraaaaaa!  A tiara! I have a tiara!  Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!

 

Penny:  You look beautiful.

 

Amy:  Of course I do, I'm a princess and this is my tiara!

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