Your favorite quotes

[Lazypig]

From Season 3,

 

Howard: Damn! Paper cut! Nothing is worse than paper cut!

Raj: Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.

 

I literally lol'ed.

 

[queuetee]

The dance with no pants.

[Sheldon L. Cooper]

''I AM BATMAN!'' ~ Howard.

''Bazinga!'' ~ Sheldon.

[Mars]

Around season 4, I think, when Penny tries to hug Amy:

Amy: Please don't touch my breasts.

Penny: I...I wasn't going to.

Amy: All right. I just want to establish boundaries.

[scifi_boy2002]

_{Wolowitz"  If it's "creepy" to use the internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I'm 'creepy'.}

 

_{This is probably my favorite line in the series.}

[Mars]

Haha! Good ol' Wolowitz :')

[gaqo]

"I believe the appropriate metaphors here involves a river of excrement and a native american transportation device with no means of propulsion"

That's Funny! Classic Sheldon! Also I like when Sheldon's sister says, 'I'm not even going to ask why, you're pimping me out for cheese'. Imagine growing up with the Coopers,(new spleen please).

[CaitAmber]

One of my all time favourites: 

"Was she naked or was she weawing wingewieee?" 

 

Good ol' Bawwy.

Edited May 1, 2013 by CaitAmber

[phantagrae]

"For a DOLLAR!"

[koops]

"She says it's cool that you're following your dreams no matter what"

"That bitch!"

[untilyou]

"I love you" from Sheldon to Amy. 

[gaqo]

!!!!!!!DUMB ASSS!!!!!!     (oh no I'm developing Leslie Winkle tourettes again!)

[Europa]

"At my age, do you know I'm statistically most likely to die?"

"At the hands of your roommate?"

"An accident."
"Oh, that's how I'm gonna make it look."

 

"Interesting.  You're afraid of insects and women.  Ladybugs must render you catatonic."

 

And my favorite from this year:  "It's SUPPOSED to be hard. If it were easy, it'd be called THERE'S Waldo!"

[djvang]

"Your Check Engine light is on." - from Sheldon, Amy & Leonard's mother in Penny's car

[Europa]

"Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?"

[Manon]

So many good quotes! Love the Bazinga obviously!

If I have to choose one right now, the one popping in my mind is:

 

- Sheldon knocking -

Penny: Whow do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

- knocking -

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

- knocking -

Penny: Who do we love?

Sheldon: Penny

[gaqo]

'SECURITY!!!!!' or 'POLICE!!!!!'.   Whenever Sheldon goes virtually anywhere, but particularly if there's a minor official there, who much to Sheldon's dismay won't instantly give him what he wants.

[CaitAmber]

Penny: No big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun!
Sheldon: (Imitating Penny) 'Not knowing is part of the fun.' Was that the motto of your community college?

[aguscooper]

One of my favorite quotes is:

 

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid. And that makes me sad.

[gaqo]

Penny to Sheldon: 'to you I'm just a blonde monkey!' I just see this image of a monkey, sitting on a branch, wearing a blonde wig!

Edited June 26, 2013 by gaqo

[jefflcarr]

A few of my favorites:

 

Sheldon: Leonard, even though I don't have one anymore, I hope you have fun playing with it.

 

Leonard: ...and that's a lie.

 

Sheldon: It's a big fat whopper.  I hope it breaks.

 

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Sheldon:  I take the skeleton key, and I toss it into the chasm, and on the way out I give Santa a swift KICK in his bowl full of jelly!

 

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Santa:  Ho, ho, ho, ya big dork!

 

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Amy:  Oh, it's a tiaraaaaaa!  A tiara! I have a tiara!  Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!

 

Penny:  You look beautiful.

 

Amy:  Of course I do, I'm a princess and this is my tiara!