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A little news from "Down Under"...........

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Police are looking for a man and woman involved in the armed robbery of a petrol station on the Gold Coast this morning.

The pair pulled up to the station around 12.30am this morning

As the man put fuel into the vehicle the woman entered the store and threatened the employee with a knife.

The man and woman fled the scene in the 4WD with a sum of cash.

CCTV footage of the incident show a woman with blonde hair and a very noticable low cut top.

No one was injured during the incident.

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I don't think that she will be hard to catch. But I wonder what kind of desription the clerk gave the police?

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In my opinion, she should give herself up, and make a clean breast of it!

-get it? clean breast!:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

:icon_lol: She boobed..! :icon_lol:

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In my opinion, she should give herself up, and make a clean breast of it!

-get it? clean breast!:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

:icon_lol: She boobed..! :icon_lol:

MISS KITKA, Shame on you, And I thought you were pure of heart. Speaking of which I wonder is the bandit is pure sillicone. It looks funnier with 2 "L's"

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In my opinion, she should give herself up, and make a clean breast of it!

-get it? clean breast!:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

:icon_lol: She boobed..! :icon_lol:

MISS KITKA, Shame on you, And I thought you were pure of heart. Speaking of which I wonder is the bandit is pure sillicone. It looks funnier with 2 "L's"

Awwww..! :icon_cheesygrin:

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To clarify:

Are the police looking for two robbers?

-or are they in fact looking for two knoc***s???:icon_eek:

(my english dictionary listed knoc***s as an extremely rude word, so I had to write it with ***es.)

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To clarify:

Are the police looking for two robbers?

-or are they in fact looking for two knoc***s???:icon_eek:

(my english dictionary listed knoc***s as an extremely rude word, so I had to write it with ***es.)

You wouldn't want to walk up to a female and say she has a great set of knockers (except in the Young Frankenstein movie). Thinking about I can't think of ANY words you could use.

PS You don't sound Finnish.

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You wouldn't want to walk up to a female and say she has a great set of knockers (except in the Young Frankenstein movie). Thinking about I can't think of ANY words you could use.

PS You don't sound Finnish.

You just said knockers!

And what does a finn sound like?

-I usually sound like gent, because I learned english looking Jeeves.

-I say, old bean, stiff upper lip and all that!

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You wouldn't want to walk up to a female and say she has a great set of knockers (except in the Young Frankenstein movie). Thinking about I can't think of ANY words you could use.

PS You don't sound Finnish.

You just said knockers!

And what does a finn sound like?

-I usually sound like gent, because I learned english looking Jeeves.

-I say, old bean, stiff upper lip and all that!

It's OK to say knockers, just not when looking into a females face (assuming you're looking at her face.)

Whenever I find out another person would have an accent If I were talking to them, I just say they don't sound like it.

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Aaand back to the topic!

The police could not get a mugshot of the criminal,

so they had to make do with a juggshot!

A juggshot!

and:

The shop clerk stiffened when he saw the gun.

-then he stiffened some more when he saw the cleavage!

Naughty!

Oh, I have a notebook full of this stuff! I'll be here till christmas!

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The Buxom Bandit was paragliding when she was spotted by US Army scouts.

'what the heck is that, sarge?' cried one of the recruits, pointing to the distant Bandit.

'I don't know, son,' answered the sarge as he took toll with his binoculars, 'But whatever it is , there's two of them, and they're HUGE!!!'

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