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Cool! Tell her hello...next time you speak to her! We just got out. I have a near two hour drive back home so I'll leave it to kyzzx to report it since she does it best. Let me leave you with. BEST feud since Sheldon and Pennys in the earlier season. Howard-naked. Sheldon-naked. Amy-bikini wax that she later SHOWS Sheldon. Let that sizzle for a while, folks. LOL.

Monique

Okay, that's just cruel!!!

I just squealed...

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HOLY GUACAMOLE I JUST CHECKED IN AT THE OTHER SPOILER THREAD AT LG AND MOYRA MENTIONED SOME "NAKEDNESS". I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LEONARD OR SOMETHING

BUT NO

OMG

I THINK I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT. THANK YOU FOR THIS TORTURE.

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Quoting Moyra from the other thread:

The premise was that Howard buys a new car and he gets a parking spot at the university, which turns out to be Sheldon's parking spot that wasn't being used so it gets reassigned. This results in a war of pranks between Sheldon and Howard. It escalates to involve Amy vs Bernie. It was hilarious in all its glorious crazyness and nakedness.

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I'm typing it out, give me a half hour. Hopefully I remember it well enough.

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Lol Im_not_crazy... no pressure :p

Yeah, Kyzzx. Take your time. We really appreciate that you're doing a lot of effort to share with us the taping details. :D

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I'm home! Wow, what a day :-). Yes, basically the nakedness comes into play because of Sheldon and Howard fighting with one another. The first to get naked is Howard. Sheldon, Leonard and Raj come to Howard naked in Sheldon's spot with SHELDON'S laptop on his "junk". Later, Sheldon returns the favor in Howards new car (after Howard nearly runs him over as he camped out in the parking spot so Howard couldn't park there) by getting in the drivers seat and stripping off all his clothes. LOL! You don't see him taking his clothes off but he ends up waving his tightie-whitie's in the air. LOL!

That's all I'll give you because I know Kyzzx is typing up the whole story so you guys can see where this ties in. I haven't laughed that hard in so long. I automatically call this one my favorite of the season so far and I haven't even seen the others yet (well, besides the one they're airing this Thursday).

Anyway, Sheldon getting in a feud with ANYONE equals a win win situation. I love it!.

Such a wonderful experience and as I've heard they've been doing so much of recently, Kaley and Johnny came and stood up on the balcony and thanked the audience, the crew, everyone. They're so damn sweet :-).

Monique

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There are bound to be some dialogue related errors in this, Moyra or Monique feel free to correct anything and please add onto it if you want, but I'll try not to post it if it'll be too butchered. This week I didn't write as much down in my notepad. Doi. :unsure:

[university Cafeteria]

The guys (Leonard, Howard, Raj) walk into the room with their trays of food whilst Leonard and Raj are bickering about something. They're telling each other that their arguments are invalid and Leonard is trying to tell Raj he's being stubborn and Raj tells Leonard he isn't properly thinking about the information he's got.

Raj says, "Mummies and zombies are the SAME thing."

Leonard says, "Mummies are wrapped up by bandages!"

"That's called a fashion choice."

After a minute of this Leonard says, "Fine, but you brought this upon yourself. Sheldon, get 'em."

Sheldon looks up from his cup of tea and says, "They are not the same thing. If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. If a mummy bites you, then you're just some schmoe with a mummy bite. Like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down, you sir, have no leg to stand on."

Leonard pulls a mini cookie out of one of those snack bags of little chocolate chip cookies. "Here, have a cookie." Sheldon takes the cookie, "Ohhh, thank you!" (I actually found this weird, that he was eating food that someone else touched. I'm sure other people will notice this as well.)

Howard sits down and joins in. "Hey, how's it going?"

Leonard says, "Fine, just zombies and mummies again."

Howard sighs and immediately looks to Raj, "They're NOT the same thing.

Leonard says, "You get a cookie, too."

Howard gives him a raised eyebrow but takes it and says thanks. He starts to reach into his pocket and said, "Guess who picked up their new car?"

Raj says, "Ohhh, congratulations! Does it still have that new car smell?"

"Yep! As long as I can keep my mother out of it." (lol) "Yeah, it's parked right out front of the building and you can check it out later if you want. In spot 294."

Sheldon sounds startled. "294?"

"Yes, 294." Howard repeats.

"That's my parking spot."

Raj says, "So? You don't even have a car. You don't even drive!"

"It doesn't matter. It's my spot."

Howard says, "You aren't even using it."

"But it's my spot. It's a perfect spot, too. It's a corner space which cuts the possibility of door dents in half. It's a mere 28 steps from the entrance to the building, and it's under a tree that provides nice shade in the summer, which is also home to a nice squirrel. That's nice* [*wrong word, can't remember, sorry] considering most squirrels are real jerks."

Howard just looks at him.

Sheldon says firmly, "Now move your car out of my spot."

"No!"

Sheldon says, "Well, then..."

[Playback]

You immediately see Sheldon trying to physically push Howard's car out of the parking spot outside. He's using all of his assumed strength. He looks up, "Stop looking you stupid squirrel!" [i think, gosh darn it, I can't freaking remember, blah]

[sheldon's Office]

Sheldon is sitting at his desk typing away on his laptop and Howard barges in.

Howard yells, "Give it back!"

Sheldon looks up slowly. "Well, you'll have to be more specific."

"My Iron Man helmet, Raj says he saw you take it, give it back!"

"Ohh. Well, you weren't using it, so I thought I would have it. Since that's the way things work around here now."

"Sheldon, give it back. It's a $500 collectible."

Sheldon says something I can't remember, then takes the Iron Man helmet out of his desk drawer and puts it on.

Howard gets upset and walks out, and Sheldon says, "It smells funny in here..."

[L/S Apartment]

Sheldon's on the phone with President Siebert and he's telling him he's mad about Howard using his spot even though he doesn't drive. This scene is really short, and Sheldon is saying, "Wow, I wasn't expecting such salty language. You're the president of a university. Yes. Yes. I know you told me not to call you at home, but you didn't answer your door! Wow, there it is again. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! ...oh. ...well, I'm sorry for your loss." and he hangs up.

Leonard tells him to let it go and it's not a big deal. Sheldon says, "Oh, but it's a snowball effect, Leonard. It's like my dad always said, 'First they tell you that you can't drink and drive, and next they're telling you that you can't let your 10 year old son take the wheel while you sleep one off in the back seat!'"

They had Leonard reply a couple different ways with this one, but my favorite one was, "The only thing that story did was make me feel bad for your mother."

Sheldon says, "You're my best friend! Why can't you be on my side?!" and walks away upset.

Leonard screams, "BECAUSE I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR SIDE!"

[Penny's Apartment]

The three girls are walking up the staircase to Penny's apartment, I'm assuming it's the next day. Bernadette says, "Wow, Amy. Your first bikini wax!" Penny exclaims, "Yeah! How are you doing?"

Amy is walking limp up the stairs and over to her door and there's a crack in her voice. "A little sensitive, but alright. Does it always take that long?"

Penny says, "Oh, no, but they usually don't have to go and get more wax..."

They walk in and Amy says, "I feel 5 lbs lighter." Bernadette replies, "Only 5?"

Penny asks if everyone wants a drink. They both say yes, and Bernadette asks Amy, "Have you been hearing about the argument over the parking space, too?"

Amy replies, "Yeah, last night Sheldon went on about it for hours. I couldn't even understand him [because of some reason I don't REMEMBER, sorry, this is a horrible week for me]." Then she says, "They're going to lock horns over this."

Penny says, "So, let me get this straight, these are horns they bought at Comic Con?"

Bernadette says, "I feel kinda bad that Sheldon's upset about the spot because Howard's a big deal right now."

Amy says, "Yeah, I agree. I wish Sheldon would give Howard his little moment in the spotlight."

Bernadette asks, "Little moment...?"

"Well, yeah. Howard isn't ever going to go space again, but Sheldon's always going to be a genius."

Bernadette says, "Maybe he'll get the spot back if he actually makes a substantial contribution to science."

Penny tries to but in, "So I remember my first bikini wax! It was done with melted Crayolas and duct tape..."

"What?" Amy asks.

"None of Sheldon's theories have ever actually been definitively proven. Howard actually went into space."

"Yeah, and he inspired millions of Americans who now know they neither have to be special or qualified to go into space."

Penny looks down and is like, "Oh, dammit." because she realizes there's a really bitter fight going on, obviously.

Bernadette says, "Sorry, Penny, I just. Amy. I'm sensing some hostility. Is it because, not unlike Sheldon's work, your sex life together is ALSO theoretical?"

Penny says, "So, yeah, to this day I can't look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs!"

Bernadette says, "I don't have to stand for this." She grabs her stuff and coat. "I'm going to go have sex with my husband RIGHT NOW. Maybe I'll let him do me in the parking spot! That sounded dirty but I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!" and leaves the apartment.

[L/S Apartment]

Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon are coming up the staircase (which they noted was 1 hour after the previous scene) and they walk in the door. You hear, "Hi, Sheldon." in Howard's voice, and there's a partition up in front of the stage so we can't see. The camera pans over and it's NAKED HOWARD sitting in Sheldon's spot on the couch with his Alienware laptop on his lap!

Sheldon screams. "That's my spot. Get out of my spot."

Leonard says, "Howard, what are you doing?"

"Well, he wasn't using it... and I thought I needed a place to cool of my naked ass." and he jiggles in the cushion.

Sheldon's like, "No. No. No. No." and Howard says, "Well, I honestly thought your reaction would be different considering your laptop is sitting on my junk."

Raj nods, "Ah! Yeah. I didn't even notice that. That's a nice touch."

"Give me back my Iron Man helmet!"

"Give me back my spot!"

"Sheldon, you don't need the space because you don't drive!"

"And you don't need the Iron Man helmet because you're not Iron Man!"

[Parking Spot]

It's night time (dark out) and Sheldon is at his parking spot with Amy where the spot has been changed to say "H. Wolowitz" and he spray paints white over it, then has a stencil for "S. Cooper" that he spray paints over it. Amy's really excited to be doing something so scandalous. Her car is there, so she's able to park in the spot.

When Sheldon is done spraying his name on, he says, "Okay, now park it so he can't use it."

"You want me to leave my car here?"

"Yes."

"Okay, well, come into the back seat, I want to show you something I got done today."

He readily agrees and they both get into the backseat.

All you hear is Amy saying, "What do you think?"

Sheldon replies, "I think you're high on paint fumes. Boy, that's a lot of bandaids."

[bernadette's Apartment]

Bernadette is in her apartment with Penny and they're talking about the parking spot. They're looking through her wedding album and Penny says, "Howard's mom is in every one of your pictures."

Bernie says, "Yeah, what I can I say. She's a big girl. Everywhere you look, there she is..."

There's a knock at the door. Penny gets it and it's Amy. Amy says, "Wow, now I can see who's team Bernadette..." She looks over to Bernadette. "Howard had my car towed and it cost me $200 to get it back!"

Bernadette says, "Oh, it was towed? Do you think it was because it's Howard's spot?"

"That's Sheldon's spot!"

"No, it's not. That doesn't make any sense."

"Yes it is and you know it, tell your husband he owes me $200!"

"That also doesn't make any sense, because I'm the one who had it towed. Bet you weren't expecting that."

*gasp*

Then Amy says, "Well, I guess you weren't expecting this!" and she takes her bag and swings it in the air really hard as to hit Bernie in the face, but misses and hit's Penny's nose!

Penny drops to the floor holding her nose, while Bernie gets her a bag of frozen peas to put on it. Penny says, "What do you have in there?!"

She says, "NOTHING! Just my phone, wallet, keys... and a coffee can of change that I've been meaning to take to the bank!"

"I think I need to go to the emergency room!"

So they start to walk out the door, and Amy says, "Now you'll get to see where the tow truck scratched my car!"

"They didn't scratch your car!" exclaims Bernadette.

"How do you know?"

"BECAUSE I DID IT."

[Parking Spot Outside]

Sheldon has a white board and his chair in his parking spot and he's doing work in it. Howard pulls up in his car to pull into the space and sees that Sheldon is hanging out in it. He rolls down the window and says, "Sheldon. What are you doing?"

"Well, you said I wasn't using my spot. Well now I'm using it!"

"Sheldon, get out of the spot."

"No, you can't make me."

Howard starts slowly inching forward and hits Sheldon's chair (on wheels) and moves him a little.

Leonard is walking out of the building and says, "What are you two doing?!"

Sheldon says, "He was trying to park in my spot but I'm using it!"

Howard gets out of the car and is trying to tell Leonard how ridiculous he's being. Sheldon walks off-screen for a second.

Leonard says, "I'm really surprised that you tried to run him over."

"Please, you can't tell me you've never thought about it. You can't get mad just because I'm living your dream."

They turn around and Sheldon is sitting in Howard's car SHIRTLESS, and says, "You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served naked." and he pulls up his underwear and slowly waves them at him. Hilarious.

[sheldon's Office]

Later, Sheldon is sitting in his office, again, just typing. Raj peeks his head in the door and asks if he has a minute. Sheldon says, "Of course, come on in."

Raj opens the door to reveal he has brought Howard.

Sheldon immediately freaks and pulls a throwing star out of his desk drawer and holds it up in defense. "This is an authentic Chinese throwing star. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW... I've seen many people throw them in movies!"

Raj says, "No, Sheldon, I think Howard has something to say to you."

Howard walks up slowly, closer to the desk and says, "Sheldon, I didn't realize when all this parking spot business started that you were such a crazy bastar-

Raj interrupts, "Noo, Howard. That's not how we practiced."

Howard sighs. "I didn't know that space meant that much to you. I called President Siebert and told him that the space wasn't worth fighting over and to give it back to you, and I'll park in the structure across the street..."

Sheldon puts the throwing star away. "Well, Howard. Thank you. That's a wonderful gesture. And you are the bigger man, which I find completely unacceptable. I have to be the bigger man. Howard, I will allow you to use my spot until such a time that I learn to drive. Or get a Batmobile."

"Wow, Sheldon, thanks. I don't know what to say."

"Oh, there's nothing to say. Just that I'm a bigger man."

"..."

"I'm not kidding. Say it."

Raj tells him to just say it.

Howard says, "Fine, you're a bigger man, Sheldon."

Then he says, "Oh, stop it!" like he's flattered.

He bends down and opens the other desk drawer where he's been keeping his Iron Man mask. He hands it back to him, "I believe this is yours."

"Yes, thanks."

"For the record, if you wear that into the bank, they will tackle you to the floor."

[Cheesecake Factory]

Howard, Bernadette, Amy, and Sheldon are sitting at a round table in the Cheesecake Factory and they all have a drink (minus Sheldon's, it's regular soft drink) and they toast to the whole parking spot ordeal being over.

Penny walks by with the check, drops it off, and sarcastically says, "Ohh, everybody's happy! That's just GREAT." but you can see her face, and she's got a bandage over her nose and it's all purple.

That's the end of the episode. I feel like I'm missing some bits. Augh.

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Also, Jim's hair was really cute this week, in my opinion. It looks like he got even another haircut, even though I think he had one recently. I could be wrong though, great hair day for everyone, really.

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I definitely like his hair cut short :-). Looks great.

Great write up. Yep, you nailed it :-)

All you hear is Amy saying, "What do you think?"

Sheldon replies, "I think you're high on paint fumes. Boy, that's a lot of bandaids."

I laughed so freakin' loud at this moment. LOL. That and the scene where Sheldon is naked in Howards car. LOL.

Monique

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I definitely like his hair cut short :-). Looks great.

Great write up. Yep, you nailed it :-)

I laughed so freakin' loud at this moment. LOL. That and the scene where Sheldon is naked in Howards car. LOL.

Monique

I was honestly thinking, "Is this really happening?" to myself when Amy asked him to get in the back seat. I also remember laughing a LOT when he was in Howard's car and I'm not a laugher! But I think my jaw dropped. This episode took a lot out of me. LOL!

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Oh my gosh! Penny has put so much time, money, and sacrifice into trying to be an actress. If Amy inadvertently disfigured Penny in any way whatsoever, she could probably sue for cosmetic surgery. A guy gets punched in the nose and it's not a big deal, -it even adds character! But a young woman with a struggling acting career, that's like, "just shoot me now"!

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thanks for taking your time to type out all this!! Sounds hilarious :D I'm glad theres no leonard/penny stuff. I just love sheldon and Howard arguing!

And boy did I miss references about Sheldon's spot!

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I was secretly wishing that Amy and Bernadette have an argument someday and I am THRILLED with this episode!

And I cannot believe Bernie just dissed Amy about her sex life. OMG.

Oh, Moyra said that in the scene where Bernie said something about Amy and Sheldon's sex life being theoretical, Amy actually retorted:

at least when we Do make love, sheldon will not be thinking about his mother. Yes, that was a clever reference to your husband's quest to go back into your mother in law's spacious womb

I think someone needs some aloe vera.

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I was secretly wishing that Amy and Bernadette have an argument someday and I am THRILLED with this episode!

And I cannot believe Bernie just dissed Amy about her sex life. OMG.

Right? Talk about low blow!

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Kyzzx, MJ - thanks for the report and details! It sounds hilarious. A Sheldon feud always is.

I won't even be able to believe the Sheldon/Amy bikini-wax part till I see it. :)

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This episode sounds like it will quite the riot. Thanks for the report. I really like how Sheldon is essentially tricked into giving his spot to Howard.

On a second note, even though it doesn't surprise me given how notorious this show and sitcoms in general are when it comes to things like this...no follow up to the major ILY moment from last week. Kind of annoying when shows like this do something major like that and then act like nothing happened in the next episode.

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Also, Jim's hair was really cute this week, in my opinion. It looks like he got even another haircut, even though I think he had one recently. I could be wrong though, great hair day for everyone, really.

it's funny you say this watching the last episode (Halloween) my partner mentioned the hair and said that whomever is doing their hair lately is doing it all wrong. Happy to note that my partner laughed quite a bit with the halloween episode, which he hasn't done for a little while.

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This episode sounds like it will quite the riot. Thanks for the report. I really like how Sheldon is essentially tricked into giving his spot to Howard.

On a second note, even though it doesn't surprise me given how notorious this show and sitcoms in general are when it comes to things like this...no follow up to the major ILY moment from last week. Kind of annoying when shows like this do something major like that and then act like nothing happened in the next episode.

It is very annoying that they would totally ignore the ILY moment that a majority of fans had been waiting to hear for years. Then to break Penny's nose when she wasn't even involved in their hilarious cat fight made things even worse. Everyone ends up just fine over a silly parking spot but her. However, otherwise the episode sounds pretty funny. Typical Sheldon overreacting and territorial. Then there is Amy trying to be somewhat normal getting her first wax job, but ultimately still being Creepy Amy showing her boyfriend her proud area completely covered in bandaids. Hopefully it will quiet the loud few that are constantly whinnying how much airtime L/P has been getting vs A/S.

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Thanks for the report. It looks like it will be very silly ,funny and gross..... :icon_mrgreen:

I was completely sure that there will something(or even everything :p) regarding Penny's ILY this week... but there is literally nothing..what a bummer :(

And like Bernie pointed out Has Sheldon ever achieved anything during this show's lifetime :icon_eek: :icon_eek: I remember nothing but failures... arctic,lectures,hawking.. Am I correct?

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Hmmm... the last comments here sounds so eerie familiar... To be honest everyone's getting just enough exposure this season so far (except Stuart of course). Also, you can't blame them. Amy AND Bernadette were not in the last episode and L/P had their ILYs.

Edit: Vasu, that's actually the irony pointed out. Bernie does seem to have a knack for stating those things. Like back in the Hawking Excitation, she said something about him being mean because a part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.

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And like Bernie pointed out Has Sheldon ever achieved anything during this show's lifetime :icon_eek: :icon_eek: I remember nothing but failures... arctic,lectures,hawking.. Am I correct?

Cooper-Newitzky therom, Paper he co-wrote with leonard that they got into a fight over. The ball pit episode breakthrough. On NPR as " physics expert".

He's achieved a lot, in theory. :icon_lol:

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