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You want to talk about the totally unrealistic Shenny? Go there, where you can have orgasms over it to your heart's content. But don't try to bulls**t the rest of us into thinking that Shenny is "okay" or "realistic" or "could possibly happen." It's not, it isn't, and it won't. Go there and revel in your fantasies; the rest of us will stay in reality.

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You want to talk about the totally unrealistic Shenny? Go there, where you can have orgasms over it to your heart's content. But don't try to bulls**t the rest of us into thinking that Shenny is "okay" or "realistic" or "could possibly happen." It's not, it isn't, and it won't. Go there and revel in your fantasies; the rest of us will stay in reality.

 

In a word NO! I'll do whatever I please I'm not harming anyone and orgasms pleeease, I'm at work :p

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To avoid overlapping discussions, I have merged the Sheldon & Penny as a couple thread into this Sheldon & Penny shippers thread. The usual shipper thread rules will apply here.

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You want to talk about the totally unrealistic Shenny? Go there, where you can have orgasms over it to your heart's content. But don't try to bulls**t the rest of us into thinking that Shenny is "okay" or "realistic" or "could possibly happen." It's not, it isn't, and it won't. Go there and revel in your fantasies; the rest of us will stay in reality.

I'm truly sorry if the recent proliferation of Shenny threads (um, one) caused you and others to have a bad day, but as Tripper has now merged the two, and there's no longer the undoubtedly painful eyesore of a stray Shenny thread on the loose, might I respectfully ask is it really necessary to so vehemently denounce a group of people as being delusional bulls******s merely for expressing some essentially harmless "What if?" conjectures?

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This does not mean those who like the S/P coupling should not enjoy it, and there are many examples of stories on fan fiction. Tx-fictionqueen has a great one, "Affectation" (and you should realize that if a Lenny, like me, recommends a SHENNY story, you should check it out.). Basically what I'm saying is that if you want to enjoy a romantic Shenny, you're going to have to do it through fan

Fiction. You won't find it, nor will you find any support for it within the show.

YOU'RE reading Affectation? Heavens! Tensor, if I lived a thousand lifetimes I wouldn't deserve you as a friend. You're way too kind.

 

 

I love the "imagine that?" fun that you can have with a show. Sheldon and Penny are both smokin' hot and have good rapport.

 

There is no such thing as a delusional ship. The less "realistically feasible" the better!

 

(Jesus what have I got into?)

Couldn't have put it better myself. "Ships are like wands, you don't choose them, they choose you." So lame, but so, so true.

 

I'm a fan of canon (and the Shamy, and the Lenny, and the Howadette, oh my!) but absolutely detest anyone who hides behind it to vindicate their hatred, aka the wails of the "you delusional Shenny shippers! eat sh*t!" (I swear I've seen that somewhere, probably on one of my Shenny fic reviews...) Jim and Kaley are extremely good looking, thus are thrust together often (not just in 'delusional' fan fic, but in the media, does anyone remember their spread from People's Most Beautiful People?)  so of course people will 'ship' them. And it's not a slight on Johnny or Mayim, because Christ Almighty it's just a SITCOM. Where's the harm in being imaginative? Which brings me to...

 

 

You want to talk about the totally unrealistic Shenny? Go there, where you can have orgasms over it to your heart's content. But don't try to bulls**t the rest of us into thinking that Shenny is "okay" or "realistic" or "could possibly happen." It's not, it isn't, and it won't. Go there and revel in your fantasies; the rest of us will stay in reality.

Okay, hold the phone. You live in a reality? Last time I checked, Penny and Leonard are characters on a sitcom, not the First Couple. When you aggressively attack anyone who disagrees with your precious canon, you, and everyone who echoes your sentiment, sound extremely threatened and frankly, lead me to believe that Shenny shippers are not the ones living in a fantasy world. Until you get royalties from TBBT writers to defend the couples they write, you could stand to back off a little because you're not articulating, you're spewing.

 

Look at it like this -- no one is changing your mind about Penny and Leonard, and you're not changing anyone else's about Sheldon and Penny. Take a knee.

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The magic at the heart of the show, was the 'odd couple' relationship between S and P. Since they stifled that; they want'normal'couples!!!! They killed the best things; Sheldon, and the S/P relationship, they killed the show!!!

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a promo photo from the episode tonight. the writers. they know what they're doing.

 

merry christmas, shenny haters.

 

(and while I'm beyond positive this means absolutley nothing, it still tickles me)

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a promo photo from the episode tonight. the writers. they know what they're doing.

 

merry christmas, shenny haters.

 

(and while I'm beyond positive this means absolutley nothing, it still tickles me)

I think it's called clutching at straws.

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I’ve managed to coax my retentive git of a computer into letting me watch the skype and laundry scenes on youtube. The latter was as terribly ridiculous and amusing as I thought it would be. Porno Penny indeed…I do think it marched straight out of someone’s fantasy underwear drawer. Possibly Amy’s. It struck me that she was enjoying that scenario before it was rudely curtailed. Good woman!

Anyroad, as humour goes, nothing trumped the cold, dark fear in Sheldon’s eyes as he contemplated “lady things” and his role as janitor to his sister’s birth canal.

I’d write about this on the relevant thread but apparently people who appreciate SP are supposed to be upset about this episode and I wouldn’t want to disappoint anyone…

 

@Thing, if you don’t mind, I’ll put that Sad Keanu pic here, because it’s just bloody perfect.

 

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@ajond, aside from the fact that TX is a Shamy fan, who also happens to be an enlightened individual who recognises, unlike some people, that this whole show is a fictional construct, and that therefore choice of ship really means fuckall in the greater scheme of life, I think on a neutral forum, and particularly on a shipping thread, that we should all adhere to Wil Wheaton’s maxim;

 

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When people come on this thread, we know they either accept that S and P relatiionship is integral to the show's success, or they are secret Shenny fans!!!!(ajond,etc). Why else would they be on this thread? I can't believe how quickly TBBT has gone down hill. It's like the show crashed into a mountain, and a few idiots are trying to reconstruct episodes from odd body parts. After an episode I used to find myself wondering at the genius of Sheldon, Penny and Sheldon's warm and humourous interactions. Now I can't remember it, two minutes later. It's just about a few boring couples! I can see them anywhere; on TV, or in local supermarket. They cancelled showing any more episodes here until mid-january, SO What!!!!  

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Oh, ajond, you've figured me out. You are the beacon of truth and of clarity. As are all the S/P naysayers that keep coming in an S/P thread to let us know. It's only logical. I'm sure your intolerance benefits you greatly in your real life interactions.

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Oh, ajond, you've figured me out. You are the beacon of truth and of clarity. As are all the S/P naysayers that keep coming in an S/P thread to let us know. It's only logical. I'm sure your intolerance benefits you greatly in your real life interactions.

 

Speaking of intolerance, being favourable to two different concepts, how do you stand it dear madam?

 

All these sneering Shenny comments on the main and supposedly neutral threads….

It’s depressing to learn what a large number of mean-spirited vindictive pricks there are in the world. Particularly with the little list of people who are otherwise friendly, but then “like” the aggressive sneering comment directed at you. The only helpful thing about that list, is it enables one to sort out the decent fellows, ie the ones that don’t allow a goddamn television show preference to cloud their opinions over everything else, from the rather pathetic squabs who do.

Passive-aggressive cowards, the lot of them. And they bloody know who they are.

How the hell can a decent human being “like” a comment that essentially tells another human being to piss off because they’re different? PARTICULARLY on the forum of show that celebrates OUTSIDERS, for fucksake. You can dislike a character or pairing all you want, but to alienate, malign, abuse, and insult the PEOPLE who favour that pairing is utterly despicable, bigoted and cheap.   

The only vaguely justifiable reason for shunning, persecuting or mocking any subset of humanity, is if they’re committing genocide, not because of either a religious or romantic preference, and certainly not because of a FICTIONAL romantic preference.

If you absolutely MUST insult other fans, then keep it in your bloody ship thread, or keep it to email like a gentleman.

 

I keep telling myself to get the hell away from the sneering, the smugness, and self-righteous bully-boy mentality of this goddamn place. It’s rather like being gay on a forum of aggressive homophobes. Mention your preferences once and you're damned for good. Whatever noble ideals Tripper started it with, they’re being trampled and spat upon by the reigning horde of self-congratulatory fascists.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a more unpleasant group of people in my life.

 

I’d just stay in this thread like I’m constantly advised to, but the feckers come in here as well! Sigh. Over and out for a while I think, unless I can work out how to deal with this nonsense...Count Sod Off Wally.

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Speaking of intolerance, being favourable to two different concepts, how do you stand it dear madam?

 

All these sneering Shenny comments on the main and supposedly neutral threads….

It’s depressing to learn what a large number of mean-spirited vindictive pricks there are in the world. Particularly with the little list of people who are otherwise friendly, but then “like” the aggressive sneering comment directed at you. The only helpful thing about that list, is it enables one to sort out the decent fellows, ie the ones that don’t allow a goddamn television show preference to cloud their opinions over everything else, from the rather pathetic squabs who do.

Passive-aggressive cowards, the lot of them. And they bloody know who they are.

How the hell can a decent human being “like” a comment that essentially tells another human being to piss off because they’re different? PARTICULARLY on the forum of show that celebrates OUTSIDERS, for fucksake. You can dislike a character or pairing all you want, but to alienate, malign, abuse, and insult the PEOPLE who favour that pairing is utterly despicable, bigoted and cheap.   

The only vaguely justifiable reason for shunning, persecuting or mocking any subset of humanity, is if they’re committing genocide, not because of either a religious or romantic preference, and certainly not because of a FICTIONAL romantic preference.

If you absolutely MUST insult other fans, then keep it in your bloody ship thread, or keep it to email like a gentleman.

 

I keep telling myself to get the hell away from the sneering, the smugness, and self-righteous bully-boy mentality of this goddamn place. It’s rather like being gay on a forum of aggressive homophobes. Mention your preferences once and you're damned for good. Whatever noble ideals Tripper started it with, they’re being trampled and spat upon by the reigning horde of self-congratulatory fascists.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a more unpleasant group of people in my life.

 

I’d just stay in this thread like I’m constantly advised to, but the feckers come in here as well! Sigh. Over and out for a while I think, unless I can work out how to deal with this nonsense...Count Sod Off Wally.

 

First and foremost, I must ask this of you: May I take your entire post and put it on a T-shirt and wear it? I want it to take up the sleeves and all.

 

Anyway, I'd like to answer your question, even if it was rhetorical because it's obvious that intolerance is impossible to "stand".

 

I became a fan of The Big Bang Theory because of these famous lines:

 

Sheldon- "They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech."

Howard- " No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up."

 

From that moment on, I was a goner. It wasn't ships, or Penny's rockin' bod, or Amy's dang beckoning pelvis, or Sheldon's big blue eyes (okay, maybe that), that drew me in, and although I admit that the romantic aspect of the show is a big part of my realm of fandom now (I'd be a hypocrite not to admit this, I write Shenny and Shamy fan fiction for Christ's sake), it has not taken over my life and caused me to yank at my chain like a wild, drooling beast (trolls above are my case in point) every time someone dares to disagree with me.

 

I believe an imagination is a terrible thing to waste, and even more terrible that a bunch of passive-aggressive (spot on, thank you) forum posters come in here (or anywhere Shenny related) and try to shut down the party. I mean, be miserable and narrow-minded in your own threads/lives/angry blog that nobody reads, don't shit all over everyone else!

 

I don't mind anyone saying Shenny will never happen, it's repulsive, impossible, blah blah blah, because I don't need Shenny "to happen" to validate me. I have a very fulfilling life outside of the internet (go outside, forum trolls, the sun is good for you), and carry the belief that bullying is frowned upon IRL over to my online life.

 

The best part about loving any and all romantic pairings on this show, loving every single quirky character equally (just because I like Shamy doesn't mean I hate Penny, conversely just because I like Shenny doesn't mean I hate Leonard), is that I have a healthy grasp on reality and at the end of the day, I can get my 8 hours of sleep without being kept up at night typing furiously, hunched over a keyboard, because someone went rogue on canon on a fan fic or altered a Kaley/Jim picture to make it look like they're making out (scandalous!).

 

It's really a testament to my love of fiction in all categories, TV/movies/literature/fan fiction. My name isn't tx-fictionqueen because I think I'm the queen of fiction, rather, it's a testament to how much of a fangirl I am of this show. And that's just a little sad, but I wear it proudly because it sets me apart from people like the aforementioned that will continue to try and drill us for being delusional and "grasping at straws" no matter how eloquently you, myself, Willo, everyone who stays on subject in this PENNY/SHELDON SHIPPERS THREAD, etc, defend being a decent human being.

 

What a silly concept! Decency.

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What a silly concept! Decency.

 

Thank you very much for your whole post. It made me feel considerably less enraged, I must say.

I just don’t get the viciousness folk have towards an imaginary relationship. I’m also (and predominately) a fan of Sheldon/Wil Wheaton, and I don’t get any shit for that. The only reason I can think as to why people get so aggressive about S/P is indeed because they feel threatened. There’s no other rational reason.

And it’s just pathetic. I mean, I don’t care a jot (unfortunately) for either of the two main relationships on this show, but I don’t go around insulting the people who do, with wide blanket statements about Lennys or Shamys believing this or that, or being “pathetic lol haha” or some other species of vaguely illiterate comment.

 

“The rest of us will stay in reality” says the bizarrely arsy person bursting a blood-vessel over the romantic preferences of strangers.

I mean, Holy sub-psychotic rage, Batman. If “reality” for anyone concerns bastioning the activities of fictional people then I’m truly alarmed for them. Take a soothing bath if so. “Reality” has bugger all to do with a ridiculous sitcom.

 

As for people trolling Fanfiction…

The irony of anyone who wastes their life pointlessly insulting someone else’s lengthy and clever work of imagination by calling them pathetic, is not so much the pot calling the kettle black, as a horribly friendless, loveless, bloated pot in a dark room, calling a Ming Vase revolting, whilst fiddling with its own scrotum.

Or something of that ilk.

 

Anyroad...

 

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Incidentally, I too loved the line about Sheldon giving speeches all the time. Also "Before the movie, you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking."

I think my own turning point was; "I recently had a dream that I was a giant. But everything around me was to scale, so it all looked normal." There's a terrible logic about that, that is nonetheless teetering on the brink of gibbering insanity. It's brilliant.

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"I was wearing size a million pants." Classic. 

 

Oh, I've read some tasty Sheaton (is that it? is that the name?) fics. I can get behind that. 

And just like that, another ship is hatched. 

 

BTW, my favorite Shenny-hating argument: "Even KALEY says a Shenny ship is gross. EVEN KALEY SAYS IT." 

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can we agree that Amy will make a great shenny fanfic writer.... like.... i thought i was watching Amanda's fic..... lmao

LOL I can't write fic like Amy. She had Penny down to her bra in seconds! 

 

still getting the belly laughs.

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"I was wearing size a million pants." Classic. 

 

Oh, I've read some tasty Sheaton (is that it? is that the name?) fics. I can get behind that. 

And just like that, another ship is hatched. 

 

BTW, my favorite Shenny-hating argument: "Even KALEY says a Shenny ship is gross. EVEN KALEY SAYS IT." 

 

She is apparently the world’s arbiter of romantic judgement.

Kaley sent out an instagram pic of Penny and Mantis-boy hugging a few months ago with the quote “Lots of Shenny love heading your way :)” so perhaps she’s mellowed over the years…

 

Sheaton? That sounds…awful. Weldon? Christ almighty…Incidentally I also find Sheverly amusing. What the hell is wrong with me…

 

I don’t think I could read any fanfic that resembled Amy’s dream without laughing up a lung.

I hope you and Pearl are joking about that.

 

I’m fairly sure Penny getting her lady bits out in the laundry room happens in a number of scenarios, but I avoid such stories like a plague of plaguey things.

That said, THIS would be more my cup of tea. Please write it immediately.

 

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I’m fairly sure Penny getting her lady bits out in the laundry room happens in a number of scenarios, but I avoid such stories like a plague of plaguey things.

That said, THIS would be more my cup of tea. Please write it immediately.

 

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LOL his face. Oh, his face. This truly is inspiring. You never know. 

 

Nope, I have not written any 'Sheldon banging Penny on top a washing machine after she--Oops! I've dropped some detergent on my top, I had better rip it off right now!--disrobes and begs for him to take her' fiction. I frustrate my readers with very unconventional and sexually frustrating Shenny interaction in my fic, but promise to lead them into satisfaction...I'm a little more subtle than Amy Farrah Fowler. 

 

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But I can't hate the girl for trying. Sigh. 

 

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Well I usually don't write on this thread (just once I think) but I feel now it is the time. The reasons I don't usually write is a) I prefer to write only if I have something good to say(especially in a ship zone) and b ) there are some off topic conversations about things I don't even know and an extremely good level of the English language.

But I do come here from time to time because I think some of the people writing here have an extremely good sense of humor. I couldn't care less about the Shenny(although I have good feelings about Peldon and I came across that term on this thread so thank you guys!!) but that means absolutely nothing!! At the end of the day this is a SHIP zone and we can all read and laugh as we want but we cannot trash it. @ajond if you can't respect the rules at least respect the people here. You wanna start a fight?? Go write on shipping lanes. We all have our ships but that doesn't mean we can't get along and enjoy ourselves!!! That is the point of the forum after all right???

Amy writing Shenny fanfic??? LOL that should be a fic for itself!!!Haha!!! Pearl you are so funny!!! And tx Sheaton does sound awful!!! I love it!!!!!

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Yes I also like the idea of a fictional character,Amy, writing a fanfic about the two people she loves(lusts) after most. The Count knows I'll be there first, if I disagree with him, I don't!. I remember some of you agreed not to post negatively about Leonard or Amy, but I signed nothing. Amy is a succubus; she's been sucking out Sheldon's spirit, and the life out of the show, since she arrived. Please let me at those sham relationships; Howard, I'll make you into my mother Berny, and L& P it's not a relationship if you're scared of saying anything that challenges your blonde girlfriend, who is clearly out of your league! Ah! that's better. I heard a cliche, 'if it doesn't have an edge, give it one'. TBBT used to have a few edges; nemeses, parents giving insights, Sheldon's quirks. I can't work out why they've chosen, 'boring'. Are they too rich, and don't care, have they run out of ideas. It's hard to watch a show you love, die. Sack the writing team, and allow some of the fanfic writers to save it, and include some of the many ideas, and passion, shown on these pages.   

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still getting the belly laughs.

That's BILE! It has to come out somewhere!!!!!!Hey we might as well discuss this. Add it to the list of things we have no say in;politics,etc I have a feeling someone at CBS or TBBT reads some of this, they ought to!!!! I can just imagine Sheldon's mind working. 'everyone keeps hassling me about my sexuality, or lack of'. He would never date someone chosen by a computer program, especially when fed data about himself, by Howard and Raj. But he realises that by playing them at their own game he can stop the comments about 'his deal',etc. So he pretends to make friends with Amy, only annoying human that she is, she always wants more. I don't believe that Sheldon's logic would allow him to believe in 'love', and romance. He would go along with a Vulcan interpretation, but the rest is fakery, and writers conceit! 

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@willow thanks for the warning, I'll wear my axe/fire proof shirt! I'm a bit sheldony today, everthing I believe is true,is!  There's just so little to watch, and now even this show has taken a dive! Might as well take what TBBT writers think we want, and tear it to shreds, just for fun. The worse it gets, the more outrageous I'll get !!!!!No Prisoners!!!

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