Howard Gets Lucky (Fain Fiction, Humour)

[Sherminator]

Here's a story about Howard. It might contain some disturbing material, but nothing too bad.

Note to Penny fanboys: It's just a story so do not take it too seriously.

 

 

Howard Gets lucky

 

 

The geeks were just hanging out on Sheldon's, when the door opened and rather flustered Penny stepped in.

'Come on in Penny, it's open!' quipped Sheldon, without even looking away from his laptop.

'Yeah, whatever,' answered Penny. 'Hey Leonard, you got a moment?'

'Sure,' said Leonard, turning away from his computer and stretching. 'What's up?'

'Well, I think I blew a fuse or something. It's like pitch dark in my place. You want to come and check?'

'Penny, Penny, Penny,' cried Sheldon. 'I showed you how to swap fuses years ago! You got it down pat. What you need Leonard for?'

'I just do, all right! Now, you coming or what, Leonard?'

'Okay, I'll be there in a sec.'

Door slammed, and Penny was away.

'Okay, that was a bit weird,' said Leonard, frowning. 'You think she is trying to see whether she can whip me again into doing stuff for her like she did back in the day.'

'I do not really care,' interjected Sheldon. 'But you had better go, we are starting Babylon 5 marathon in 25 minutes.'

'Yeah, but I'm really in the midde of something here,' said Leonard, waving at his computer. 'I cant' really leave now...'

'Then why did you tell Penny you would be there?'

'Look,' interrupted Howard, standing up from the couch, 'I'll go. I'm an engineer, after all.'

'You sure?' asked Leonard.

'Hey, it's a fuse,' answered Howard. 'It's not like it's gonna take more than a minute.'

'Yeah, I don't know,' said Leonard. 'Penny usually finds a lot of chores for me when she gets up to speed...'

'Well, I'll just have to handle it then,' sighed Howard and went for the door. 'Do not start on the Babylon 5 before I'm back, all right!'

'You have exactly 22 minutes!' cried Sheldon before the door slammed to again.


'Hello?' said Howard as he stepped into Pennys apartment. 'Oh, but it's pitch dark here...'

'Leonard, is that you?' asked Penny from somewhere inside the apartment.

'Yeees?' said Howard, putting on his best Leonard imitation.

'Just make your way here on the bedroom!' shouted Penny.

'Is the fuse box there?'

'No, but I am!'

'Okkay...'

'Right,' said Howard, still with his Leonard imitation on. 'what's the trouble? Did you really blow a fuse?'

'I did, answered Penny. 'That's why it's so dark in here. But before we go into that, I really want to do this!!!'

'Whoa! Mmmm mmmm mmmm pffft!!!'

'Mmm, surprised?''

'You have no idea!'

'Well, I have more surprises waiting for you! Just let me get these pants off you!'

'Whoa! Auch! Jikes!'

'Hey! What is this? Do I feel right? Have you got yourself circumcised?'

'Well, uh...'

'Oh Leonard! You finally did it! I asked you to do it so many times, and you always said no! But you went and did it! Got yourself circumcised! Just for your Penny! Oh Leonard, I will reward you with the best sex you're ever had in your life!!!'

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The door opened and Howard staggered in.

'Just in time!' cried Sheldon, his hand on the remotes. 'We were just about to start!'

'Pheeew!' was all Howard said.

'Chores?' asked Leonard, in a sympathetic voice.

'You have no idea,' groaned Howard. 'Byt he way, I cannot stay for the marathon after all.'

'Why not? You love Babylon 5!'

'Yeah... But something has come up... Oh boy, it has come up all right! Gotta go! Bye! And by the way,' Howard added from the door, 'The fuse is still unchanged.'

'Well that was odd,' commented Raj, but got no further as the door opened and in came Penny, all a glowing.

'Hello there Leonard,' smiled Penny.

'Hello to you too?' quizzed Leonard.

'So how was it? You left in a bit of rush...'

'How was what?' asked Leonard, quite puzzled.

'You know very well!'

'Um, I really have no idea what you talking about.'

'Come on, there's no need to play like nothing happened,' said Penny, exasperated. 'They know we are back together, sort of, so why hide form them that we just had the best sex ever!'

'We did what?' shouted Leonard, jumping up from his chair.

'What's with you?' asked Penny.

'Oh my god!' shouted Leonard, going pale. 'He didn't!'

'Oh my god!' cried Raj, his mutism momentarily overdriven. 'He wouldn't!'

'Oh but he would,' said Sheldon caustically. 'It's Howard we are talking about here. Now will you stop this lallygagging, we have Babylon 5 to watch here!'

'What are you talking about?' cried Penny.

'Oh, I'm not sure how to say it...' groaned Leonard.

'Say what?'

'You just had sex with Howard,' interjected Sheldon. 'Big deal. And serves you right, not swapping the fuses by yourself.'

'What?' cried Penny, still out of it.

'Yeah,' groaned Leonard. 'It was Howard we send to swap the fuse... So if you did something there with somebody, then it can only have been...'

'Oh my god!' moaned Penny, a look of horror appearing upon her pretty face. 'Oh my god! Oh my god!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!'

 

 

End of story

[wannamaker]

Here's a story about Howard. It might contain some disturbing material, but nothing too bad.

Note to Penny fanboys: It's just a story so do not take it too seriously.

 

 

Howard Gets lucky

 

 

The geeks were just hanging out on Sheldon's, when the door opened and rather flustered Penny stepped in.

'Come on in Penny, it's open!' quipped Sheldon, without even looking away from his laptop.

'Yeah, whatever,' answered Penny. 'Hey Leonard, you got a moment?'

'Sure,' said Leonard, turning away from his computer and stretching. 'What's up?'

'Well, I think I blew a fuse or something. It's like pitch dark in my place. You want to come and check?'

'Penny, Penny, Penny,' cried Sheldon. 'I showed you how to swap fuses years ago! You got it down pat. What you need Leonard for?'

'I just do, all right! Now, you coming or what, Leonard?'

'Okay, I'll be there in a sec.'

Door slammed, and Penny was away.

'Okay, that was a bit weird,' said Leonard, frowning. 'You think she is trying to see whether she can whip me again into doing stuff for her like she did back in the day.'

'I do not really care,' interjected Sheldon. 'But you had better go, we are starting Babylon 5 marathon in 25 minutes.'

'Yeah, but I'm really in the midde of something here,' said Leonard, waving at his computer. 'I cant' really leave now...'

'Then why did you tell Penny you would be there?'

'Look,' interrupted Howard, standing up from the couch, 'I'll go. I'm an engineer, after all.'

'You sure?' asked Leonard.

'Hey, it's a fuse,' answered Howard. 'It's not like it's gonna take more than a minute.'

'Yeah, I don't know,' said Leonard. 'Penny usually finds a lot of chores for me when she gets up to speed...'

'Well, I'll just have to handle it then,' sighed Howard and went for the door. 'Do not start on the Babylon 5 before I'm back, all right!'

'You have exactly 22 minutes!' cried Sheldon before the door slammed to again.

'Hello?' said Howard as he stepped into Pennys apartment. 'Oh, but it's pitch dark here...'

'Leonard, is that you?' asked Penny from somewhere inside the apartment.

'Yeees?' said Howard, putting on his best Leonard imitation.

'Just make your way here on the bedroom!' shouted Penny.

'Is the fuse box there?'

'No, but I am!'

'Okkay...'

'Right,' said Howard, still with his Leonard imitation on. 'what's the trouble? Did you really blow a fuse?'

'I did, answered Penny. 'That's why it's so dark in here. But before we go into that, I really want to do this!!!'

'Whoa! Mmmm mmmm mmmm pffft!!!'

'Mmm, surprised?''

'You have no idea!'

'Well, I have more surprises waiting for you! Just let me get these pants off you!'

'Whoa! Auch! Jikes!'

'Hey! What is this? Do I feel right? Have you got yourself circumcised?'

'Well, uh...'

'Oh Leonard! You finally did it! I asked you to do it so many times, and you always said no! But you went and did it! Got yourself circumcised! Just for your Penny! Oh Leonard, I will reward you with the best sex you're ever had in your life!!!'

(Attention, attention! This is the Internet Joykill Squad! We are pleased to inform you that we have just deleted over two thousand words of offensive, repulsive and sexually very explicit material from this post. It is for you own good, you know!

Resuming normal transmission in 3, 2, 1...)

The door opened and Howard staggered in.

'Just in time!' cried Sheldon, his hand on the remotes. 'We were just about to start!'

'Pheeew!' was all Howard said.

'Chores?' asked Leonard, in a sympathetic voice.

'You have no idea,' groaned Howard. 'Byt he way, I cannot stay for the marathon after all.'

'Why not? You love Babylon 5!'

'Yeah... But something has come up... Oh boy, it has come up all right! Gotta go! Bye! And by the way,' Howard added from the door, 'The fuse is still unchanged.'

'Well that was odd,' commented Raj, but got no further as the door opened and in came Penny, all a glowing.

'Hello there Leonard,' smiled Penny.

'Hello to you too?' quizzed Leonard.

'So how was it? You left in a bit of rush...'

'How was what?' asked Leonard, quite puzzled.

'You know very well!'

'Um, I really have no idea what you talking about.'

'Come on, there's no need to play like nothing happened,' said Penny, exasperated. 'They know we are back together, sort of, so why hide form them that we just had the best sex ever!'

'We did what?' shouted Leonard, jumping up from his chair.

'What's with you?' asked Penny.

'Oh my god!' shouted Leonard, going pale. 'He didn't!'

'Oh my god!' cried Raj, his mutism momentarily overdriven. 'He wouldn't!'

'Oh but he would,' said Sheldon caustically. 'It's Howard we are talking about here. Now will you stop this lallygagging, we have Babylon 5 to watch here!'

'What are you talking about?' cried Penny.

'Oh, I'm not sure how to say it...' groaned Leonard.

'Say what?'

'You just had sex with Howard,' interjected Sheldon. 'Big deal. And serves you right, not swapping the fuses by yourself.'

'What?' cried Penny, still out of it.

'Yeah,' groaned Leonard. 'It was Howard we send to swap the fuse... So if you did something there with somebody, then it can only have been...'

'Oh my god!' moaned Penny, a look of horror appearing upon her pretty face. 'Oh my god! Oh my god!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!'

 

 

End of story

 

 

But that's a kind of rape on Howard part ...what kind of game is that? Poor Penny! What a creepy subject he is...

Edited January 25, 2013 by wannamaker

[Chrismo]

That was kind of wrong. But a little funny.

[Sherminator]

Well, Howard tried to resist, but Penny is so strong cornhusker girl that he only got out after twenty minutes of struggling and involuntary genital spasms.

 

And anyways, penny has had so many drunken one night stands, that a bit of hanky panky with Howard will not affect her in any way at all. Seriously. After all, she bounced back from the raj incident like in five minutes.