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Hey MADAMOCHO, good to see you in The Land Of GAMES !

You have shoes?

LUXURY !

When we want someone to think we have shoes we have to paint them on. 

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Good to be seen Walnutcowboy! Nice seeing you as well.

Paint! I bet you have hoity toity paint brushes as well.

Luxury.

When we need to "paint" something we use dirt and spit!

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 Hey MADAMOCHO, the "good to be seen" is on of my favorite expressions !!

You have spit, LUXURY !

When we need spit, we have to vomit to get it.

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 You have vegetable soup

LUXURY !!

The only kind of soup we ever have is rock soup (let me know if you want the recipe).

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There you go bragging about the fact that you have fancy rocks again.

But soup as well?

Luxury!

The closest I have to soup is whats in the tub after washing my cat.

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MADAMOCHO, The longer you post in The Land Of GAMES,. the more you will notice my memory issues. Sorry about the repeating of rocks. Also I love your Distress Flag !

 NOW ON WITH THE GAME !

 You have a cat?
LUXURY !

The closest thing we have to a pet, is a picture out of a medical book of the skeleton of a chihuahua,

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Don't worry about it. I know you were just trying to rub in the fact that you had swanky rocks.

And I do have to comment on your good lookin' ass. I am a fan of donkeys.

Onward!

You have a picture?

Luxury!

My little brother acts out the things we've seen on vacation. The Grand Canyon nearly killed him!

 

 

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 HA, Ha, I like that answer !

You've seen the Grand Canyon?

LUXURY !

The closest we've come to the Grand Canyon is the cities land fill !

OBTW: it's a BURRO (LOL). But thanks for the compliment !

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Anytime Walnut, anytime. :icon_cheesygrin:

You have a landfill?

Luxury!

We just toss our garbage out of our house and move the town when it gets too cluttered.

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 You live in a town?

LUXURY !

We live so far from our neighbors, we send out smoke signals just to talk to them.

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You have eggs? Luxury! We make omelets out of old socks.

SOCKS!??! Luxury!  We had to rub black coal on our ankles! 

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 You had coal?

LUXURY !

All we had were rocks (OK maybe I do have a lot of rocks) to pound together to start a fire.

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You have radioactive waste?

LUXUXRY !

 I was born with the same GAMMA RAYS that hit Bruce Banner (you don't want to see me mad).

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You can get mad?

Luxury!

The only two feelings I have are pride for my country and paranoia... wait what was that? Oh, it was just the wind. Or was it? Yay America!

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Someone cares enough to try to get you? Luxury! My mom used to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

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