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 Actually, yes we have (sort of), because every time we have the need to "go" we dig our own holes, so to get rid of a dead dog (the only kind I had to play with), we just dig a deeper hole (with our hands by the way)!

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By my dirty socks.

You can have a dog?

LUXURY

Liking an animal can kill me the way I'm tired of. I can knock out the luxury game each time...

You still can have a dog? LUXURY in my room there is not enough space for such an animal after two kitten who decided to poo all around after a neighbour-dog's visit, those are snobs.

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 You had kittens?

LUXURY !

The closest I've come to kittens was when I found a couple of dead ones and I used them for slippers.

 

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You have a front door? How LUXURY! If I want to go outside, I have to climp out of my window.

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 @ MAINECOON, Who said anything about a front door? I just have a hole where the door SHOULD be...anyway back to the game !

You have a window ?
LUXURY !

The only light we have comes from the hole where said front door SHOULD be !

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you have a hole for the door?

Luxury!

 

the only way I can get in and out of my house is climbing up and down the chimney

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You have a chimney? And does it work to keep the house warm or just as an escape? If works to keep the house warm, it's luxury!

If i want to keep the house warm I need to lit a thousand candles.

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 You have candles to keep your house warm?

LUXURY !

All we have to keep our place warm is cow patties (cow poop) and we do NOT have a chimney !

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You have cow patties? So I assume you have cows.  LUXURY! You have your own fresh milk every day.

When I want something to drink I have to draw water from a well.

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You have fresh water?

LUXURY !

If we want water, we have to skim the algae from the pond near where the cows pee (both males so no milk) to get our water.

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 You have more than one room?

LUXURY !

Our living room, kitchen & bathroom are all one room (it makes it tough when we have guests over (LOL).

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You have guests?

LUXURY!

The last guest I had was an ufo that landed in my garden and the extra terrestrians aren´t really friendly. They eat all the food in my fridge.

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 You have a Fridge?

LUXURY !

Where we live, the towns power has been turned off due to a large fire. It is sooo cold, we keep our food frozen by keeping it in our bedroom with the door closed (OBTW this is a true story, it really happened) !

 

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 You're able to cook?

LUXURY !

 When we want to eat we break open cans (yeah, OK, so we do have some pretty good rocks),  and eat them out of the can. 

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 You have eatable food from bushes and trees?

LUXURY !

 Ever since the Nuclear bomb blast and the fallout that followed in our neighborhood, every time we try to eat anything from the outside, we glow in the dark.  

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