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The Game Of Luxury

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@ LUCKYBOY, Thank you for having me stop and buy....I mean stop by....UMMM....what were we talking about...???  (LOL, JUST KIDDING) !

LUXURY !

MANY, MANY years ago, I used to grow Falseraia plants on our balcony and our landlord kept calling the cops on us (true 'Dat).

 

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 You have a whistle?

LUXURY !

All I have for a whistle are my fingers and it's up to me to whistle when the work shift is over (did I mention my job is cleaning up after the burros?).

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You can count? How luxury.

If I need something counted I need to trust on other people.

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You're allergic to cats?

LUXURY!

I'm allergic to everything! I sneeze with dust, light, perfums... I can't wear jewelry...

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 You can use an abacus?

LUXURY !

 I don't have any figures so I have to use my toes (I have to leave SOMETHING for the next person).

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Oh you have toes?

LUXURY!

I only have toes without nails. But this way I don't destroy my socks always. They never got holes.

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 Some memories you can NEVER forget !!

 You have a table?

LUXURY !

I have to eat off the dirt floor.

 

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You have a floor?

LUXURY!

I´m spending the whole day on my ladder which allows me to pick some apples when I´m hungry.

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