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The Kingdom Of Salt Lake City Chronicles

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The history of the greatest place on Earth, narrated by your heroine and sovereign, the Queen. 

Once upon a time, in a land far far away... There was a peaceful place. A place of serenity and still waters, no craziness in sight. We shall call this land Salt Lake City, and then Sheldon kissed Amy. A Queen arrived and noticed how totes amazeballs it was, and decided to build a parking lot - and by the power given to her by Neil, a kingdom was born; and once you open the doors, they will come. 

 

And they did. 

 

As the kingdom began to fill, the Queen watched in horror as madness spread and shrieked "...daaamn! this is blasphemous!" She gasped in horror and surveyed the peasants and the sassy Tyra Banks as they wandered around the court. Is that Koops jingling her bells? Is that a PIK happening in the market behind the tea-stand? GOOD LORD. How did Reginald get in here, and why is there wingewie thrown abo-

"What's going on? Can someone Bing it for m-" 

 

"BE QUIET, TIFFANY." 

 

 

 

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Hail! And in times of hardship and meltdowns.... TO THE BAR!

 

*jingle jingle jingle*

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Hail! And in times of hardship and meltdowns.... TO THE BAR!

 

*jingle jingle jingle*

 

How could I forget one of my own lines? Something is happening to the Queen! 

 

Who tampered with my wine? 

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The Queen is also using R's. Odd.

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The Queen is also using R's. Odd.

I'm excessively talented. I can turn my rhotacism on and off when the situation requires it. 

Go juggle or something. 

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So beautiful O queen ... I love it ...And Then Sheldon Kisses Amy...

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My Queen, please sign and send by your Royal Messengers!

 

The KINGDOM OFFICIALLY SUMMONS THE WRITERS OF BBT TO WRITE IN A BEAUTIFUL, LONG, SWEET SHELDON INIITIATED KISS AND VIOLATION OF THIS ORDER FROM THE KINGDOM MEANS OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!

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My Queen, please sign and send by your Royal Messengers!

 

The KINGDOM OFFICIALLY SUMMONS THE WRITERS OF BBT TO WRITE IN A BEAUTIFUL, LONG, SWEET SHELDON INIITIATED KISS AND VIOLATION OF THIS ORDER FROM THE KINGDOM MEANS OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!

Sounds legit.

*scribble scribble scribble* 

I'll have one of my golden eagles fly the demand over to California.  

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Hail! And in times of hardship and meltdowns.... TO THE BAR!

 

*jingle jingle jingle*

 

 

Punching yourself in the face for making plastic flavored tea is a hardship.

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"Come at me, see what happens!" 

"I am coming!!" 

 

"Wow, that was fast." 

 

"CAAAIT!!" 

"HAHAHAHAA." 

Now it's in the website forever and ever. 

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I am done with this thread FOREVER!

 

Raz likes to sniff her monitor.

 

Now I am done with this thread FOREVER!

 

Shamynatress's horse sometime bites cows.

 

Now I am done with this thread FOREVER!

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I am done with this thread FOREVER!

 

Raz likes to sniff her monitor.

 

Now I am done with this thread FOREVER!

 

Shamynatress's horse sometime bites cows.

 

Now I am done with this thread FOREVER!

YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE. 

Face it, man, you're one sass away from beCOMING a part of the ShARmy and fanforking with us! 

 

/winks at Chloe 

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Just copying this here because otherwise the Regent will never see it.

 

THE KINGDOM, THE DAY AR JUMPS THE FENCE AND BECOMES A SHAMY:

 

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From Vasu earlier:

 

if Ms Bialik ever wins an emmy ... I hope she would this
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    Mayim - Oh its an Emmy..
    Emmy..
    I have an Emmy..
    Give it to me...Give it to me...Give it to me...Give it to me...Give it to me...

    Presenter - You deserve this

    Mayim - Of course I do , I am an Actress and this is my Emmy
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Ar, the fact that your avatar is broken upsets me so. There must be a way to fix it.

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I still cannot believe that the Tyrannical Reagent is on level 21 on Shamy shipping. It's 20 levels above level 1, and 21 levels above level 0.  It's still SOMETHING.

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How many levels are there in total though? What level are we at?

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Ar, the fact that your avatar is broken upsets me so. There must be a way to fix it.

 

 

Cylon voice "By your command"

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