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First topic as an Approved account :D
 
Hey guys, I don't know if you've already played this game, but it's a fun forum game i've played hundreds of times and every time with even better outcomes. The objective of the game is as simple as holding possession of the hill.
 
It all starts by the original poster claiming the hill (with a flag) - and you continue by saying how you claim the hill from them! This obviously continues on from poster to poster like so;
Poster A- Claims the hill. 
Poster B- Knocks Poster B off the hill with a Frisbee and plants flag on hill.
Poster C- Lulls Poster C to sleep with 'Soft Kitty' and then plants flag on hill, after removing Poster B's
You must plant the flag, or someone else can pop up and just plant it without any effort, stealing your creativity.
 
I'll start nice and simple.
 
I walk up the hill and plant by flag, and stand there watching over all you. My hill.

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@ THE LAW, there is already a KING OF THE HILL thread in The Land Of GAMES, but due to lack of interest, it belongs to MISS KITKA.

With all the improvements she (think we) have made on it, it's now considered a National Park. (LOL)

 

 But restarting a new thread with a NEW hill, with slightly different rules it might take off this time (good luck).

 

I sneak up behind you in my TARDIS and push you off, then plant my flag.

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I move the hill from beneath you and you crash down to the floor.

 

I then throw your flag down to you and plant my flag in the rightful position. My hill.

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 I surround you with dry ice, and once you are frozen, I hide your flag and cement my flag into the ground. My flag ! 

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Slowly, I defrost and when I do I drop 100's of tonnes of dirt onto the hill, covering you and plant my flag on top of the new, bigger hill.

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I take a fire hydrant and wash away the tons of dirt you just added (with you also). I plant my flag.

 

 @ BEN, are you starting to see a pattern on this thread?

It may just be you and I on this thread !

Edited by walnutcowboy

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Shall I add something then?

I take a flame thrower and burn your flag and its wooden pole, and then I plant my flag on top of the hill. My hill.

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I throw a bee hive at you and you take your flag to defend you and run down the hill. I plant my flag - My hill!

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 I bring enough flowers to keep the bees happy

Then I bring bad meat and rub it on your flag.

Flies lay eggs on your flag.

When the eggs hatch, the maggots eat your flag (do I hear an EWWW?).

 I plant my flag-my hill !

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I have Bided my time. I slowly approach the hill, while you are engrossed in a Re-Run of TBBT, remove your flag and skewer you with it, then proceed to plant my flag on the hill. My hill.

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 I fly over the hill in a helicopter spraying napalm all over the hill, burning you and destroying your flag.

When it's safe, i land and plant my flag-my hill !

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I train a wild moose and make it charge towards the hill, where it tramples over your flag. Then I plant my flag. My hill.

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I wait until fullmoon. Then I turn into a werewolf and while you´re sleeping I tear to pieces you and your flag. I plant my flag - my hill.

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 I take my gun (with silver bullets) shoot you, burn your flag.

Plant my flag, my flag-my hill. 

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 YUP, a new hill (with slightly different rules)!

 

But so far YOUR hill is still safe.

 

@ MISS KITKA, Good morning !

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 Since, You didn't appear to remove My flag, I guess we are sharing the hill.

OUR flags, OUR hill !

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