joyceraye Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 Who's Chuck Norris ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 2:03 PM, joyceraye said: Who's Chuck Norris ? He's Sirron Kcuhc backwards. 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 3:03 PM, joyceraye said: Who's Chuck Norris ? I don't even wanna know you 😮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 My girlfriend and I were arguing... I was so mad I took my glasses off and told her. ”I don’t even want to see you right now!”...[emoji23][emoji1787][emoji23] Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk I'm a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking. I have lots of theories too. Nobody said they have to be right.Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars. There'd just be a bunch of countries, not talking to each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 My phone is always in my hand so if you think I'm ignoring you, I am. [emoji38]Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 My Pal asked me who my favourite solo artist was. I said The Bee Gees.Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 Viagra won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger MooreSent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted February 25, 2019 Posted February 25, 2019 The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucky Posted February 25, 2019 Posted February 25, 2019 12 hours ago, son-goku5 said: The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. Good one! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
veejay Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Two guys, Jim and Steve, meet. Jim: "Hey Steve, I was at Peter's party last night, it was so awesome. And you won't believe it, these guys have a golden toilet." Steve: "I don't believe that. You'd have to show me." Jim: "Well, come on." Jim leads Steve to Peter's house. He knocks on the door and Peter's wife opens the door, looking darkly at Steve. Steve explains what why they were there. The wife just turns around and starts yelling. "Peter, here's the guy who took a crap into your trombone last night!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 [emoji846]Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 I'm setting up a dating website for lesbian chickens. I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want to make hens meet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 A man was arrested yesterday for stealing a rare tropical frog from the local pet shop. Police let him off with a caution because it was the first time he'd kermitted a crime. The shop owner was said to be hopping mad at the decision. [emoji196]Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted March 6, 2019 Posted March 6, 2019 What's the ideal weight of your mother-in-law? . . . . 3.5 pounds, counting the urn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucky Posted March 18, 2019 Posted March 18, 2019 On 3/6/2019 at 10:24 AM, Tonstar17 said: A man was arrested yesterday for stealing a rare tropical frog from the local pet shop. Police let him off with a caution because it was the first time he'd kermitted a crime. The shop owner was said to be hopping mad at the decision. Sent from my SM-N960F using Tapatalk Good one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Sad news from the local Italian restaurant last night. Apparently Luigi the head chef pasta way [emoji487][emoji481][emoji492]Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 I just told my wife that I had sex with another woman.She said, "Would you mind repeating that ?"I said , "Sure, I'm seeing her again tomorrow."Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Dentist: "This is going to be painful." Patient: "I'm ready, Doc." Dentist: "For the last year, I've been having an affair with your wife." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 Where do fish go on their Spanish holidays...?The costa del shoal [emoji228]Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted March 28, 2019 Posted March 28, 2019 My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. Its going to be a big change for me.I've been with that doctor for the last 15 years.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
son-goku5 Posted March 28, 2019 Posted March 28, 2019 "Do you have a drinking problem?" "No, I pretty much have figured out how that works." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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