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My girlfriend  and I were arguing... I was so mad I took my glasses off and told her. ”I don’t even want to see you right now!”...

 

 

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I'm a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking. I have lots of theories too. Nobody said they have to be right.


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Two guys, Jim and Steve, meet.

Jim: "Hey Steve, I was at Peter's party last night, it was so awesome. And you won't believe it, these guys have a golden toilet."

Steve: "I don't believe that. You'd have to show me."

Jim: "Well, come on."

Jim leads Steve to Peter's house. He knocks on the door and Peter's wife opens the door, looking darkly at Steve. Steve explains what why they were there. The wife just turns around and starts yelling.

"Peter, here's the guy who took a crap into your trombone last night!"

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A man was arrested yesterday for stealing a rare tropical frog from the local pet shop. Police let him off with a caution because it was the first time he'd kermitted a crime. The shop owner was said to be hopping mad at the decision.

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On 3/6/2019 at 10:24 AM, Tonstar17 said:

A man was arrested yesterday for stealing a rare tropical frog from the local pet shop. Police let him off with a caution because it was the first time he'd kermitted a crime. The shop owner was said to be hopping mad at the decision. emoji196.png

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Good one!

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