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A girlfriend and boyfriend lying in bed cuddling:

GF: “Am I your dream woman?”

BF: “You are much more than that…”

GF: “How much more?”

BF: “About 40 pounds.“

Edited by son-goku5
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A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He had sex with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.

A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

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Predict the next number in this sequence:-

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I've just ordered a copy of the Bible, from Amazon.

Underneath, it said "People who enjoyed this book, also enjoyed the Quran and the Torah."

Edited by Stephen Hawking

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