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Not a joke in the sense of most of those already posted, but rather an amusing (but true) story.

In the days and weeks after Doctor Johnson wrote his dictionary, he was visited by many people, offering their congratulations and thanks for his wonderful achievement.

He was also visited by a small group of respectable ladies from London, who thanked him for the effort he put into omitting all the unpleasant and inappropriate words from his dictionary.

In response, he thanked the ladies, for the effort they put into searching for them.

Edited by Stephen Hawking

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Male horse seeks female horse, for a stable relationship.

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I tried Coco Chanel, but it tasted awful, so I've gone back to Horlicks.

Edited by Stephen Hawking
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Me: Think I might get some beers
Her: what do you want beers for?
Me: to wash the fuckin car with.....
Her: twat.

What does she think I'm gonna do with em???
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