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With the relaxing of the lockdown rules, the seven dwarfs have been told that six of them can get together.

One of them is not happy.

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The BBC have announced that, due to a misunderstanding, the Saudi Arabian version of the TV show Flog It, has been cancelled.

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Santa Clause is dead, but, if you will grow a white beard and live in a grotto, it's only a matter of time before the Americans bomb the shit out of you.

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I was told a chicken will keep for three months in the freezer, but I put one in last night, and it was dead this morning. :icon_confused: 

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My pet Squirrel has just died.

To be honest, I'm surprised he lived as long as he did, with him having a nut allergy.

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Three people walk into a bar.  One of them walks up to the bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a Corona and two hurricanes."    The bartender says that will be 2020.  

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20 hours ago, Tensor said:

Three people walk into a bar.  One of them walks up to the bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a Corona and two hurricanes."    The bartender says that will be 2020.  

Very Good.

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Angela Merkel comes to the UK, to visit Boris Johnson.

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Name?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "Angela Merkel."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Nationality?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "German."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Occupation?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "No, just visiting.

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29 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said:

Angela Merkel comes to the UK, to visit Boris Johnson.

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Name?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "Angela Merkel."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Nationality?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "German."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Occupation?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "No, just visiting.

Hey Merkel! |  I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU CHANCELLOR MERKEL  . . . HOW DO YOU MAKE SAUERKRAUT? A: BREXIT | image tagged in hey you,merkel,angela merkel,brexit,jokes,political meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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