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Three people walk into a bar.  One of them walks up to the bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a Corona and two hurricanes."    The bartender says that will be 2020.  

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20 hours ago, Tensor said:

Three people walk into a bar.  One of them walks up to the bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a Corona and two hurricanes."    The bartender says that will be 2020.  

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29 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said:

Angela Merkel comes to the UK, to visit Boris Johnson.

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Name?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "Angela Merkel."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Nationality?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "German."

CUSTOMS OFFICER: "Occupation?"

ANGELA MERKEL: "No, just visiting.

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