Stephen Hawking Posted December 2, 2020 Posted December 2, 2020 When they were married, Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for Christmas. For the other leg, he got her a Lady Shave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.Sent from my SM-N976B using Tapatalk 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted December 26, 2020 Posted December 26, 2020 Why does Santa always come down the chimney? Because he knows the back door would be wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyceraye Posted December 28, 2020 Posted December 28, 2020 On 12/26/2020 at 10:42 AM, Stephen Hawking said: Why does Santa always come down the chimney? Because he knows the back door would be wrong. No ! When the fire is lit your parents leave the back door unlocked so Santa can get into the house safely. They leave mince pies and a glass of port and a glass of sherry on the table in the kitchen. Everybody knows this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted December 28, 2020 Posted December 28, 2020 It was a sex joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyceraye Posted December 28, 2020 Posted December 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said: It was a sex joke. We don't do those on holy days. King Wenceslas would not be good about that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Hawking Posted February 7, 2021 Posted February 7, 2021 I wish I'd bought more tins of beans, before this pandemic started, but then Heinz Sight is a wonderful thing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Went out for Xmas meal last night and the serviettes started singing, "Chestnut roasting on an open fire….."Turns out it was "Napkin Cole."Sent from my SM-G998B using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLW Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 A dog's owner had him wearing a sweater that had the logo for Almond Joy on the side. After the dog had a certain surgery, he wore a Mounds sweater. What surgery did the dog have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 A dog's owner had him wearing a sweater that had the logo for Almond Joy on the side. After the dog had a certain surgery, he wore a Mounds sweater. What surgery did the dog have?If this is a riddle, please post it on. Solve That Riddle Thread.Sent from my SM-G998B using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLW Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 58 minutes ago, Tonstar17 said: If this is a riddle, please post it on. Solve That Riddle Thread. Sent from my SM-G998B using Tapatalk It's not really meant to be a riddle. Almond Joy candy bars have milk chocolate, coconut and almonds. Mounds candy bars have dark chocolate and no nuts. Do you have a link to the solve the riddle thread. I didn't know about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonstar17 Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 It's not really meant to be a riddle. Almond Joy candy bars have milk chocolate, coconut and almonds. Mounds candy bars have dark chocolate and no nuts. Do you have a link to the solve the riddle thread. I didn't know about it.OK, wasn't sure. Sound like a riddle. Get it now.https://forum.the-big-bang-theory.com/topic/6256-solve-that-riddle/#comment-413033Sent from my SM-G998B using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShelledInCoopedUp Posted February 12 Posted February 12 2022. I just thought it would be a funny joke that if the first post in this section in 2022 was in February, and all it said was 2022. ... Sounded funnier in my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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