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On 12/26/2020 at 10:42 AM, Stephen Hawking said:

Why does Santa always come down the chimney?

Because he knows the back door would be wrong.

No ! When the fire is lit your parents leave the back door unlocked so Santa can get into the house safely. They leave mince pies and a glass of port and a glass of sherry on the table in the  kitchen. Everybody knows this. 

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A dog's owner had him wearing a sweater that had the logo for Almond Joy on the side. After the dog had a certain surgery, he wore a Mounds sweater. What surgery did the dog have?
If this is a riddle, please post it on. Solve That Riddle Thread.

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58 minutes ago, Tonstar17 said:

If this is a riddle, please post it on. Solve That Riddle Thread.

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It's not really meant to be a riddle. Almond Joy candy bars have milk chocolate, coconut and almonds. Mounds candy bars have dark chocolate and no nuts. 

Do you have a link to the solve the riddle thread. I didn't know about it.

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It's not really meant to be a riddle. Almond Joy candy bars have milk chocolate, coconut and almonds. Mounds candy bars have dark chocolate and no nuts. 
Do you have a link to the solve the riddle thread. I didn't know about it.
OK, wasn't sure. Sound like a riddle. Get it now.

https://forum.the-big-bang-theory.com/topic/6256-solve-that-riddle/#comment-413033


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