veejay Posted March 4, 2016 Posted March 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said: Except they never did go to see a movie Leonard picked. From The Ornithophobia Diffusion:- Leonard: Actually, you know what? I think it’s about time I pick a movie we see. Penny: You pick plenty of movies. Leonard: No. You always picked, and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along. Penny: But come on, that is a great movie, and it starts in ten minutes. Leonard: I hate those movies. Penny: No, you don’t. Leonard: Yes, I do. The only reason I went is because you wanted to see them, and I wanted to have sex. To this day, I can’t see a Sandra Bullock movie poster without getting both bored and aroused. ...but suddenly: Leonard: We're out as friends. This is not a date. Sex is off the table. So, let's go learn how hydroelectric power might not be the environmental bargain you think it is. Sorry. Spoiler alert. Penny: All right, fine. Leonard: Thanks. Tickets are 11 bucks. Not a date. ...so what's your point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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