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very good, Seph.

A horse walks into The Cheesecake Factory and sits down at the bar.

Penny comes over to serve him and asks "Why the long face?"

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I was sat on the bus home the other day and it was pretty full. A fat woman came on board and sat on the seat on the opposite side to where I was.

"If you were a gentleman," she said, "you'd stand up and let someone sit down."

"And if you were a lady," I replied, trying not to laugh, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

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LMAO Seph... classic !!

My brother once made an entry in his diary that read like this...

"Today I was playing around on an old, dusty piano. I was then told off by an equally old and dusty woman" giggle

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To set the joke up, understand that here in australia, we have small hamburgers which we call rissoles.

A lady walks into a butcher shop and asks for a pound of sissoles.

The butcher says to her "It's an R not a S"

"Ok then" she replies,

"I'll have a pound of Rsoles"

giggle

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Arrrghhhh... you hijacked my pirate joke from page 25 Seph ! lolz... me nuts be driven completely mad now... arrrggghhh.

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First you steal my Hill... now you steal my jokes !!! lolz

Where does a pirate keep his bucking pencils?

Behind his bucaneers.

giggle

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Was the carpenter's son a chip off the old block?

Only if he's smaller than his dad. Otherwise he's a block off the old chip. :D

Touche.

Besides that, bakers are so silly. They sell what they knead.

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