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A blonde, brunette and red head are in a contest. They must walk 100 steps each with a joke. If they can read the joke and not laugh they go ahead...make it all the way, you get a Million dollars.

Redhead goes first, first joke, she laughs like crazy...done.

Brunette second, gets to 20 then laughs until she falls

Blonde gets to the 100th step, hesitates and laughs hysterically

The redhead and brunette say "You had one to go, how could you not finish after all thta?"

The blonde says "I just got the 1st joke!"

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LOL...

My aspiration is a Grilled Cheese Aspiration, eating grilled cheese sandwiches day in, day out. I got 9001 Aspiration Points.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

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3 guys died and went to hell; a white, a black, and a chinese guy.

they met the devil and said they want to LIVE

the devil was nice enough to give them a chance

3guys - "they asked what do we have to do?"

Devil - "if you throw something at me and I can't catch it, you will live"

white guy throws pebbles, devil catches all of them

he stays in hell

black guy threw sand, devil catches all of them as well

he stays in hell

chinese guy starts saying YAY I GET TO LIVE!!!

Devil looked at him like he is a retard and said

"you need to throw something that I can't catch, you didn't throw anything"

Chinese guy - "yesh i did, i threw a fart and you didn't catch it"

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@simonsayz: LOL.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were all at a magic helter-skelter where you would land in what you shouted on the way down.

The Scotsman went first and he shouted "GOLD!" and he landed in a pile of gold.

The Englishman went second, shouted "SILVER!" and landed in a pile of silver.

The Irishman hadn't realised the helter-skelter was magic and as he slid down, he shouted "WEEEEE!"

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@BazingaGirl: Very!

If I were a music teacher and got locked out, I'd only need to sing until I got the right key.

Smartypants! :D

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@BazingaGirl: Very!

If I were a music teacher and got locked out, I'd only need to sing until I got the right key.

Smartypants! :D

LOL.

Archimedes had just discovered the displacement theory and he jumped out of his bath shouting "EUREKA!"

His mom just looked at him and said "Yes you do reek-a, you haven't had your bath yet."

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Well done, Seph.

I like the post above it where Vincent Valentine and Namine are incorporated into the rp. Nice.

@Ima: yeah there are a few of the other cards out there, I just thought the bunny one was the most recognizable.

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