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I usually ask if he minds if I cough. And I have to ask, a liberal what ?

That reminds me of something an election candidate once told me a lady said on a doorstep. She said after fourteen children she was fed up with Labour; her doctor had told her it was her own fault for being too Liberal, so next time she was voting for the Contraceptives.

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17 hours ago, joyceraye said:

I usually ask if he minds if I cough.

Coughing isn't considered impolite or unpleasant, so I don't see the comparison with smoking.

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8 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said:

Coughing isn't considered impolite or unpleasant, so I don't see the comparison with smoking.

You haven't heard my cough. It's not impolite but it sounds horrible.

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On 6/10/2018 at 11:22 AM, Stephen Hawking said:

Coughing isn't considered impolite or unpleasant, so I don't see the comparison with smoking.

What? Haven't you seen the pictures of the Japanese wearing face masks?

Secondhand smoke might kill you eventually, but a cough can transmit something that will kill you in a few days.

The secondhand smoke at Rock Concerts might kill you, but you won't really care.

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23 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said:

And another one.

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23 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said:

And another one.

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Maybe on the first shirt you should have added in small print, "Maybe a second opinion was needed",

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Just been in town, doing some shopping, and passed a rather pretty young lady, who was handing out copies of The Book Of Mormon.

I saw her read my Tee-shirt, and was expecting a scowl at the very least, but, instead she gave me a grin.

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